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Man Who’s Lived In Sydney His Entire Life Goes To SCG For Very First Time
A man who has lived about 400m from the SCG for the last 12 years has entered the hallowed stadium for the very first time last night. "I grew up in Sydney, but I'm not into sports so I've never...
Darlinghurst Man Claims He’s Recovered From Mardi Gras After Eating Bowl Of Salad
A weary, brain dead Sydney man says he's now fully recovered from a night of debauchery after deciding to eat salad for lunch today. "It's really important to load your body with super foods," says Bryce Fielding. "Also state of...
Israel Folau Spotted At Mardi Gras Recovery Party, After Dancing Through The Morning
Controversial footballer Israel Folau has partied through the night and morning, celebrating the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras. The scantily clad 32 year old was photographed dancing at 11.00am at a Mardi Gras recovery party in Surry Hills. "Haha,...
Israel Folau Makes Shock Mardi Gras Appearance In Bid To Win Back Support From Gay Community
Controversial cross code footballer Israel Folau is tonight attempting to keep his hopes alive of returning to the NRL. Dressed in a bondage inspired fairy wing costume, the 32 year old has made a shock appearance at tonight's Mardi Gras...
Fitness First Kings Cross Announces Reopening Of Steam Room Ahead Of Mardi Gras
Fitness First Kings Cross members are expressing relief today after management announced that from Wednesday the gym's steam room will reopen. It's understood to be Sydney's first steam room to become operational as covid restrictions ease, and it comes just...
NSW Man Still Wearing Mask After Zero Infections In 40 Days, Clearly Just Avoiding Social Activity
A Sydney man has admitted that his move to continue wearing a face mask has nothing to do with covid-19. "It's just a great way to avoid having to talk to people I bump into on the street," says Marc...
#BREAKING: NSW Premier’s Ex-Boyfriend Appointed New CEO Of Crown Casino
The NSW Premier is under fire today, after her ex-boyfriend - former liberal politician Daryl Maguire - was appointed the new CEO of Crown Resorts. "How convenient," says opposition leader Jodi McKay. "She's helping her dodgy ex-boyfriend, while at the...
Darlinghurst Man Wipes 6 Seconds Off Morning Run After Switching To Skintight Lycra Bodysuit
A local man has smashed his personal best time for his morning run by wearing a skin tight lycra body suit. "I've only ever worn this type of thing while out clubbing," Jamie Curtis joked. "I love it." The media...
Bondi Man Buys North Face Puffer Vest Ahead Of Weekend Trip To Blue Mountains
A Sydney man has splashed out $375 on a vest made by popular adventure clothing brand The North Face. “I need it for a trip to the Blue Mountains, it gets pretty cold there, even in summer" Michael Bruce told...
#BREAKING: Crown’s Barangaroo Project To Be Converted Into Public Housing For The Homeless
It was built to be Sydney's newest luxury playground for the rich and famous, but it will ended up as accomodation for those most in need. Today the state government has announced the James Packer backed $2.2 billion Crown Towers...
