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SUPERMARKET FOOD SHORTAGE: Artisan Bread Enthusiast Forced To Settle For Abbott’s Sourdough Rye
ULTIMATE SACRIFICE: A local artisan bread devotee has felt first-hand the devastating impact of staff shortages which continue to disrupt food supplies to major supermarkets. "I've read news stories about supply chain issues affecting some grocery items, but I never...
Friends Strike Agreement To Always Like Each Other’s Instagram Posts, Even If They’re Lame
QUID PRO QUO: After weeks of negotiation, Julie Duleil and Simone Dias have come to an in principle agreement to always like each other's instagram posts. "It's nice to know I can post absolute garbage and still get some level...
#BREAKING: NSW Police Fine Man For Not Wearing Face Mask Into Service Station
CRACK DOWN: The NSW Premier has issued a reminder for all consumers to adhere to current public health orders by always wearing a face mask into indoor retail premises. "Please, everyone in NSW needs to cover up," says NSW Premier...
Rose Bay Woman Finally Feels First Impact Of Covid, As Chargrill Charlie’s Runs Out Of Roast Chicken
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS: An eastern suburbs woman shopping for tonight's dinner has been exposed to the hurt and suffering of the pandemic for the very first time. Sandra Turner was devastated to learn that supply chain issues had led Chargrill...
PAINKILLER PANIC BUYING: Local Cocaine Dealer Now Also Selling Panadol
BLACK MARKET: A Sydney drug dealer is pivoting into the fast-growing market for painkiller medication, as panic buying reaches new heights. "The demand is huge at the moment," Tom Higgins told DBT. "Chemists and supermarkets are completely sold out." In...
NSW Premier Allows Dine & Discover Vouchers To Be Used To Buy RAT Tests
RAT RACE: The New South Wales government has announced an expansion of its Dine and Discover program. Starting Friday, vouchers can be used by NSW residents to purchase rapid antigen tests. "Unfortunately we can't provide the tests for free, but...
Local Woman Starts GoFundMe Page To Raise Money For A Rapid Antigen Test
RAPID APPEAL: A local woman trying to avoid a PCR test is asking the internet for help. Sarah Hamilton says she's feeling run down and has started a GoFundMe page to raise $30 for a rapid antigen test from Edgecliff...
PCR TEST HACK: Vaucluse Woman Hires Driver To Wait In Long Queue On Her Behalf
HIRED HELP: A local woman is going to extreme measures to avoid waiting up to six hours to get a PCR test. For $100 an hour, Jessica Clifford has hired a driver on Airtasker to do the waiting for her....
Man Questioned By Police After His Car Rego Expired While Waiting For A PCR Test
TESTING TIMES: Amid increasing delays at Sydney covid testing clinics, one driver has been cautioned after his car registration expired while waiting for a PCR test. As Dan Wright entered his sixth hour listening to podcasts while waiting in the...
Local Woman Unfollows Anyone On Instagram More Attractive Or Successful Than She Is
SAFE SPACE: A local woman is taking drastic action to reduce the anxiety she feels after checking her Instagram feed. "I've looked through all my followers and unfollowed - or muted - any of them who are hotter or wealthier...
