Local News
Low voter turnout in Sydney for state election, amid heavy traffic and fuck all parking
ROAD BLOCK TO DEMOCRACY: Heavy traffic and a desperate lack of parking options in Sydney thanks to the city's chronic over development, is threatening to derail today's state elections. Sydney's gridlock and sub-standard public transport system has meant that by...
EXCLUSIVE: Proud BMW umbrella user, revealed as owner of 2014 Suzuki Swift
BROLLY BRO: Heavy rainfall in Sydney this afternoon allowed one local man to flaunt his favourite umbrella. Dillon Hanley has been using a brolly emblazoned with several large BMW logos. However DBT can reveal the 29 year old insurance salesman...
COST OF LIVING CRISIS: Waverley Council now charging $15 to do the Bondi to Bronte walk
CASH GRAB: Walkers using the popular four kilometre coastal pathway between Bondi and Bronte this weekend are in for a nasty surprise. They'll be required to pay $15 to complete the walk, as cost of living pressures continue to mount....
CON DOM: NSW Premier blames the state’s housing crisis on overpopulation
FAMILY MATTERS: With a housing crisis rampant and a state election next week, the NSW Premier is urging residents to take a more disciplined approach to human reproduction. "Please do not give in to temptation," says Dominic Perrottet. "There are way...
Local woman updates Instagram bio to ‘wellness expert’ after buying a bottle of ‘Voss’ water
THE FULL BOTTLE: A Sydney woman has taken the next brave step toward being considered a health & well-being thought leader. After recently taking up yoga, Julia Burgess has cemented her lifestyle choice with the purchase of a bottle of...
“The economy will be completely cashless in 5 years,” says man who withdraws $350 every Friday & Saturday night
WITHDRAWALS: A local Crypto enthusiast is echoing predictions that Australia's economy will be cashless by 2025. "Around 92% of all money worldwide is just digital. It's all just code bro,” Richard Thorpe told DBT. "Who even uses cash these days?...
Westfield Bondi now offering car park massages, for shoppers exhausted from looking for their vehicles
LIGHT RELIEF: An influx of shoppers spending hours searching for their cars in the Westfield Bondi Junction car park has led centre management to offer help. “Combing the car park on foot without any real clue where your car is...
Sydney University now offering ‘Bachelor of Parking Signs’
SIGN OF THE TIMES: Sydney University has become the world's first tertiary institution to offer classes on understanding parking signs. "Here at Sydney University, we're all about innovation," says the Dean of Parking Sciences, Prof. Richard Clearway. "That's why we're...
Local mum spends $25k on daughter’s 1st birthday party, to impress other parents
TIME TO SHINE: Double Bay mother of 2 Linda Pavlo has come clean on why she spent $25,000 on her child's first birthday party. "I'll be honest, I work in event management. So I wanted to show the other mothers...
Woman now only answering calls from people who text first to disclose what the call is about
CALL SCREENING: A local woman is taking drastic steps to ensure she doesn't get stuck on unwanted phone calls. She's now requiring a text message or voice note from anyone before they attempt to call her. "It's 2023," says Tara...
