Local News
Double Bay woman spends $25 on an Uber to Kmart, to return a faulty kettle worth $7.50
GIRL MATH: A local woman has been left out of pocket after paying $25 on an Uber to Bondi Junction Kmart, to return a kettle worth only $7.50. Katie Maxwell-Moore says she purchased the kettle on a spontaneous shopping spree...
Man using Bondi Local Loop to find a flatmate who could also maybe one day be his girlfriend
DESPERATE TIMES, DESPERATE MEASURES: A local man is taking advantage of Sydney's rental crisis by renting out his spare room, in a last ditch bid to find a girlfriend. Mark Kennedy posted an ad on Bondi Local Loop asking for...
Discount retailer Target releases ‘Sydney Real Estate Agent’ costume set for Halloween
FRIGHT NIGHT: Have you ever dreamed of working as a Sydney real estate agent? Now you can at least dress like one after discount retailer Target released its Sydney real estate agent costume kit, just in time for Halloween. "So...
Local rev head refusing to believe nobody wants to hear his offensively loud engine and cringe 1990’s techno
NOISE POLLUTION: In a tragic case of delusion, Sydney rev head Ben Ansari remains firmly convinced that everyone is in awe of his souped-up Mercedes AMG A45, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. The 32 year old regularly drives from...
Lonely Planet release its new travel guide; ‘Worst Four Places In Sydney, 2024’
PLACES TO AVOID: Travel guide publisher Lonely Planet has released its much anticipated '4 Worst Places In Sydney, 2024,' with Bondi Icebergs sauna taking out the top spot. "It's an extremely dodgy sauna," says the Lonely Planet guide. "It's full...
Low voter turnout in Sydney for local government elections, amid heavy traffic and fuck all parking
ROADBLOCK TO DEMOCRACY: Heavy traffic and a desperate lack of parking options in Sydney thanks to the city's chronic over development, is threatening to derail today's local government elections. Sydney's gridlock and sub-standard public transport system has meant that by...
State government announces new metro line running directly between Rosehill Racecourse and Crown Casino
TWO STOP SHOP: Transport NSW has today announced the latest extension of Sydney's growing Metro network. The state government has unveiled plans to construct a new 2.1 billion dollar metro line between Rosehill Racecourse and Crown Casino. "It's about urban...
RENTAL CRISIS: Bondi man now charging girlfriend $75 a night to stay at his place, just to make sure she’s not using him for accomodation
PAY TO STAY: It's a bold new approach to dating that has sparked both outrage and admiration. Bondi's Phil Pito has begun charging his girlfriend of three months $75 per night to stay at his apartment, citing the rental crisis...
Sydney man awarded Nobel Peace Prize after leaving share bike standing upright, undamaged, in a considerate & safe location with helmet intact
BREAKING THE CYCLE: History was made today as a Sydney man was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his impeccable bike sharing etiquette. Henry Gardiner clinched the award for his 'Services to the Community and Environment' after leaving a share...
Baker Bleu announce new ‘fast pass’ for people who just want to take a selfie then leave
PLACE TO BE (SEEN) Customers at Baker Bleu can expect shorter queues this weekend, as the popular bakery introduces a 'fast pass.' "Our Baker Bleu fast pass entitles you entry to the story for no more than one minute," says...
