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Local woman wears Qantas pyjama top to Coles, to show off about flying business class
NOBODY'S BUSINESS: It's a popular sleepwear item for wealthy people; the pyjama tops Qantas hands out to its business class passengers. However Sydney's Megan Mercer has taken the drastic step of wearing her Qantas pyjama top while grocery shopping at...
SYDNEY RENTAL CRISIS: Woman posts bikini selfie on Bondi Local Loop, asking if anyone has a spare room
BARGAINING POWER: The blurry line between neighbourhood Facebook group and dating website, has been crossed yet again. Amid Sydney's escalating rental crisis, local woman Lou Grace has posted an alluring photo of herself on Bondi Local Loop, with the caption:...
Couple who spent 3 hours choosing TV show, both scrolling Instagram after 11th minute
SPOILT FOR CHOICE: A frustrated and exhaustive three hour search of Netflix, Stan and Binge has ended in misery for one couple this evening. After just 11 minutes into a humourless 'comedy' show, both Pete Havas and his girlfriend Gabi...
Business coaches now outnumber business owners: Report
HUSTLE CULTURE: A new report has confirmed a rapid and worrying expansion in the number of people offering 'business coaching' services. The Australian Bureau of Statistics analysed census data to find the number of business coaches now outnumbering business owners....
Disgruntled boyfriends & husbands across Sydney lament the return of Vivid
LIVID: In a collective groan heard across Sydney, boyfriends and husbands citywide are once again preparing themselves for the annual spectacle that is Vivid. The 23 day festival of light, music and ideas begins tonight, and local man Tom Phipps is...
NSW Police launch ‘Operation Nanna Watch,’ targeting frail grandmothers using walking frames
PENSIONER PATROL: NSW Police is setting its sights on elderly grandmothers who weigh 50 kilograms or less. "These senior citizens may look innocent and harmless," says Police Commissioner Mark Sparks. "But we believe they pose an unpredictable threat to public safety." "We've...
All NSW nursing home residents to be given Taser guns to protect themselves from police
ARMED & READY: The NSW government has announced a radical new program to train nursing home residents on how to use Taser guns against police. "Police officers in this state can be erratic and unpredictable," admits the NSW Aged Care...
BARGAIN HUNTER: Local woman saves $10 shipping fee by taking $30 Uber ride directly to the store
WHEELER-DEALER: A Vaucluse woman who purchased an $8 t-shirt from Kmart has taken drastic steps to side-step the $10 delivery fee. "There's absolutely no need for delivery," she told DBT. "Instead, I just went to pick it up myself." However...
Matteo restaurant now requiring all waiters to complete a photography course
I'LL HAVE THE SNAPPER THANKS: One of Sydney's most popular restaurants has begun putting all its waitstaff through an intensive three week photography course. "It's not optional," says Bryce Farthing, the manager of Matteo in Double Bay. "Taking high quality...
Man accused of going to Anzac Day Dawn Service directly from Club 77
BRAZEN BENDER: A local man has raised eyebrows at the Anzac Day Dawn Service at Martin Place this morning, due to his casual attire and extreme mouth movements. Jason Gurner admits to coming straight from a large night at Club...
