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“It’s because all the trains were on strike,” outgoing NSW transport minister defends her misuse of taxpayer funded chauffeurs
DAMAGE CONTROL: Jo Haylen is still trying to defend her misuse of taxpayer funded ministerial drivers to chauffeur her to multiple private events. Addressing the media at a press conference a short time ago, she announced her resignation as NSW...
New co-working space opens in Bondi for locals who want to appear like they have a job
HUSTLE CULTURE: Bondi has unveiled its newest co-working space, designed exclusively for locals who aspire to look busy without the actual burden of employment. Located on Campbell Parade, just steps from Bondi Beach, the space is called: 'My Office For...
Biker on busy Darlinghurst Rd last night, angry nobody gave a flying fuck about his loud engine
ATTENTION SEEKER: A Sydney motorbike rider is criticising pedestrians around Kings Cross after riding down Darlinghurst road last night and not one person looked at him. Despite revving his engine to a deafening crescendo, Mark Condoni's attempts to capture the...
Sydney couple attempt to make a reservation at Totti’s Bondi by erecting a beach cabana over a table
COPA CABANA: Australia’s ongoing cabana obsession has taken a new turn, with one Sydney couple brazenly erecting a beach cabana over a prime table at Totti’s Bondi. They arrived just after noon yesterday as the popular restaurant was opening. "We'll...
Man desperate to avoid small talk returns to work today holding sign to prevent generic questions about his holidays
CONVERSATION STOPPER: A local marketing executive is going to extreme lengths to stave off generic questions about how he spent his summer holidays. "I desperately want to avoid repeating the same things over and over," says Steven Hockney, who ironically...
Time Out Sydney says the best thing to do on NYE is take a sleeping pill & go to bed at 10.30pm
KNOCKOUT BLOW: Popular lifestyle magazine Time Out has just released its guide for New Year's Eve in Sydney, and it's a big departure from the usual fanfare of fireworks, parties and Harbour cruises. "Save yourself a lot of anxiety, money...
Frustrated Christmas shopper at Westfield Bondi uses up his two hours of free parking, looking for parking
TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY: A Sydney motorist says he's been left traumatised today after spending two hours in Westfield Bondi Junction car park looking for parking. "I drove from parking level P4, right down to P1 without luck,...
Mother away on holidays sends lengthy text message with no interesting or useful information
GENERIC TEXT: A local mother holidaying in Noosa has sent her son a 52 word text message without including any interesting or useful information. "I had some spare time while waiting in the hotel lobby, so I thought I'd let...
“My career is peaking,” says Bondi influencer after scoring an invite to today’s Squid Game activation at Icebergs
PAY DAY: A Bondi influencer says her years of hard work are now finally paying off. Tamara Fulton this morning found herself among the 'who's who' of Bondi's micro-celebrity scene at the Squid Game activation at Icebergs. "I can't believe...
Proud eastern suburbs parents hold press conference to announce their son’s ATAR of 99.65
RUNS IN THE FAMILY: Darling Point residents Anthony and Claudia Dewhurst staged a full-scale media event outside the home this morning to announce their son Zac’s ATAR of 99.65. “We’re just so proud of Zac,” Anthony Dewhurst told journalists. “The...
