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Sydney man buys tickets to see Seinfeld in Perth so he doesn’t have to deal with the traffic leaving Olympic Park
SEINFELD HACK: An eastern suburbs man is taking the unprecedented step of flying to the other side of the country, just to avoid the gridlock traffic whenever there's an event on at Sydney Olympic Park. Paul Watts has purchased tickets...
Mother away on holidays sends lengthy text message with no interesting or useful information
GENERIC TEXT: A local mother holidaying in Surfers Paradise has sent her son a 52 word text message without including any interesting or useful information. "I had some spare time while waiting in the hotel lobby, so I thought I'd...
Westfield Bondi Junction car park now offering push bikes to help shoppers find their cars
PEDAL POWER: An influx of shoppers spending hours searching for cars in the labyrinth that is Westfield Bondi Junction car park has led centre management to offer an innovative solution. “Combing the car park on foot without any real clue...
“I’m so relieved the actors’ strike is finally over!” says woman who appeared once as an extra on Home & Away in 2017
BIG BREAK: A Sydney actor says the end of the actors' strike in Hollywood will give her a much needed career boost. "The strike has halted production in the USA, but it's also impacted the film and TV industries in...
Sydney corporate drone happy unexpected cold snap provides half decent excuse to wear his puffer vest
VESTED INTEREST: Today's frosty weather in Sydney is a welcome relief for one local finance worker. "I haven't worn my puffer jacket in a few months because of the heat," Hamish Robards told DBT while on his 13 minute lunch...
Man found hiding near the Bondi to Bronte walk after seeing too many people he knows at Sculpture by the Sea
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON: A Sydney introvert has taken drastic action to avoid people he knows along the popular Bondi to Bronte walk. Just thirty minutes into his visit to Sculpture By The Sea today, Bondi's Rick Fleming took refuge...
Man trying to spend less time with his wife outraged about Moore Park golf course being cut to nine-holes
MORE PARK: Sydney's golf community is up in arms today, after the Premier announced Moore Park golf course will be shrunk to just 9 holes to make way for parkland and housing. "There's already so much parkland in that area!"...
Vacant car space at Bondi Beach mistaken as art installation at Sculpture By The Sea
ART IMITATING LIFE: In a humorous case of mistaken identity, a vacant car space in the carpark at Bondi Beach has been mistaken as a sophisticated art installation during the annual Sculpture by the Sea event. "Wow, that's super cool,"...
“Rent money is dead money,” explains owner of $5m Sydney apartment purchased by his dad
OWNER OCCUPIER: As the rental crisis tightens its grip on tenants around the country, a local man has been schooling his friends about Sydney's property market. "Guys if you're still renting, you're literally throwing money down the toilet," Marcus Tanner...
Man on friend’s boat posts photo to make it appear like he might be the boat’s owner
A BIT RICH: A Sydney man is being accused of intentionally trying to mislead his social media followers. Todd Parkes posted a photo of himself at the helm of a luxury speedboat, with the caption 'Living The Dream #Winning' "He...
