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Recently Separated Man Devastated He Can’t Keep Things In His Wife’s Handbag Anymore
BURDEN TO CARRY: For the last three years Andrew Prasad has enjoyed keeping his keys, asthma spray and other assorted items in his wife's handbag. But after separating from her last week, the 31 year old has been left devastated....
Planet Saved After Local Influencer Buys ‘Low Impact Fibre’ Dress From JAG
SUSTAINABLE FASHION: A Sydney influencer has reversed decades of global environmental decline by purchasing a 'low impact fibre' skirt from Australian fashion brand, JAG. "It's been super rewarding to give something back to the planet," says Rachel Carter. Taking advantage...
SKIN IN THE GAME: Man Now Only Socialising With People Who Have Crypto Portfolios Above $100k
CRYPTO CREW: A Sydney cryptocurrency enthusiast has announced a new plan to only spend time with people who are also heavily invested in digital currencies. "Time is money," says James Tyler. "And the crypto market is open 24/7 so I...
Local Man Unhappy With $30 Wash Of His Car Worth $400k, Done By Workers On $19 An Hour
DRIVEN MAD: A Double Bay retiree has been lecturing the local car wash manager about the quality of the wax job on his vehicle. "How hard can it be to get a decent wash and polish these days?" asked Phil...
ALL TALK: ‘Let’s Do A Boys Trip To Ibiza!’ Texts Mate Who Can’t Even Show Up To Beers In Bondi
SURE MATE: A Sydney man is being accused of being 'all talk and no action' after suggesting an elaborate and costly 'boys trip' to Europe. Mike Maxwell (pictured on the left) is well known for constantly letting his friends down...
Entire Friendship Now Solely Based On Liking Each Other’s Instagram Posts
STILL IN TOUCH: Two local men say their friendship is as strong as ever, even though they've barely spoken since 2015. "I don't think people need to talk or see each other in person to have thriving friendships," says Tom...
Local Woman Begins Painful Recovery From 4-Day Halloween/Melbourne Cup Bender
FIRST STEPS: The last four days have taken a huge toll on 24 year old Amy Shannon. She's begun her long and painful recovery from 100 consecutive hours of treating her body like an amusement park. "So far Amy is...
#BREAKING: Cafe Worker Removes Sandwich From Toaster Without Being Reminded By Customer
A Sydney cafe worker is being praised for showing unprecedented initiative while working today. Matt Nagle remembered to remove a toasted sandwich from the toaster without being prompted by the customer. “I was feeling particularly on point today,” says the...
NSW Premier Unveils Mental Health Support For Those Trying To Fit Into Jeans After Lockdown
TIGHT SQEEZE: Mental health experts say there's growing anxiety and uncertainty being felt by those who are trying to wear jeans for the first time since the end of lockdown. "I've been wearing nothing but pyjamas and activewear for the...