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Local boomer somehow still blissfully unaware he’s meant to wait for passengers to get off the train before getting on
RUSH HOUR: A local baby boomer continues to perplex fellow commuters by boarding trains before allowing others to disembark. DBT captured this photo of Michael Mitchell getting on a train, as a queue of people formed inside the carriage waiting...
#BREAKING: Nine Network announce plan to relaunch ‘A Current Affair’ as ‘A Karen Affair’
KAREN AFFAIRS: Channel Nine has announced a major shake-up of its flagship daily current affairs program A Current Affair. From next week, ACA will be known as AKA, or 'A Karen Affair.' "Our show is popular among white, entitled, middle...
Man who hasn’t exercised in years chooses busiest day of Sculpture by the Sea to go for a topless run on the Bondi to Bronte path
PERFORMANCE ART: It wasn't just the beautiful artwork attracting attention today at the annual Sculpture by the Sea exhibition. As visitors slowly navigated the overly congested Bondi to Bronte pathway, they were also forced to contend with a topless runner,...
Barry’s Kings Cross now employing a ‘door bitch’ to ensure gym goers are attractive enough
NUMBERS GAME: The Barry's Bootcamp gym in Sydney's Kings Cross has begun turning away clients based on their looks. "Barry's Bootcamp is not just a gym, it's a lifestyle," says gym manager Jay Thomas. "We need to make sure we...
Vacant car space at Bondi Beach mistaken as art installation at Sculpture By The Sea
ART IMITATING LIFE: In a humorous case of mistaken identity, a vacant car space in the carpark at Bondi Beach has been mistaken as a sophisticated art installation during the annual Sculpture by the Sea event. "Wow, that's super cool,"...
Paddington woman selling her ticket to tonight’s Olivia Rodrigo concert, after finally realising it’s on in the western suburbs
INCONVENIENT TRUTH: A local woman's long-held dream of seeing Olivia Rodrigo in concert has been dramatically ruined, after she finally realised the event is being held at Qudos Bank Arena at Olympic Park. "I'm a huge Olivia Rodrigo fan," Veronica...
Eastern suburbs man buys tickets to see Oasis in Melbourne so he doesn’t have to deal with the traffic leaving Olympic Park
OASIS HACK: A Double Bay man is taking the unprecedented step of flying to Melbourne, just to avoid the gridlock traffic whenever there's an event on at Sydney Olympic Park. Paul Watts has purchased tickets for his girlfriend and himself...
Sydney woman devastated as her usual barista quits, leaving her to explain her complex coffee order to someone new
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS: A Paddington woman has been left reeling after her trusted barista left his job, shattering her morning routine and plunging her into the unthinkable; explaining her coffee order to a different barista. For the last two years...
Double Bay woman spends $25 on an Uber to Kmart, to return a faulty kettle worth $7.50
GIRL MATH: A local woman has been left out of pocket after paying $25 on an Uber to Bondi Junction Kmart, to return a kettle worth only $7.50. Katie Maxwell-Moore says she purchased the kettle on a spontaneous shopping spree...
Waverley Council installs mirrors on the Bondi to Bronte path, so walkers can check how they’re looking
TIME FOR REFLECTION: The Bondi to Bronte coastal walk in Sydney's east is well-known as a great place to be seen, now the local council is ensuring walkers can also see themselves. "After much community consultation, we're pleased to complete...