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Local teen relaxing at home, blissfully unaware he probably wont be able to afford to live in Sydney as an adult
PRICED OUT: A Bondi teenager has spent the afternoon kicking back in his lounge room, clueless about the mass exodus of Sydney due to its unaffordable housing, especially in the east. “I can’t wait to grow up and buy a...
Eastern suburbs man dropping first date home in Mosman, asks if she’d cover the Harbour Bridge toll
TAKING A TOLL: There was awkward first date energy in Sydney this evening when a Double Bay man dropping a first date home to Mosman casually asked if she’d pay for the Harbour Bridge toll. “He kept talking about the...
Transport NSW announce new ferry service from Moore Park to Bondi Junction
FLOOD RELIEF: Sydney Ferries has today announced a new service connecting Moore Park and Bondi Junction, as flooded roads force drivers to re-think their commute. Transport NSW says there will be six ferries per day starting near the Moore Park...
Toxic boss who makes your life hell on a daily basis, now suddenly wants to know if you’re ok
DEFINITELY NOT OK: A Sydney CEO has taken a quick break from his oppressive rule over staff by asking them if they're OK, and offering them a free R U OK Day cupcake. In accordance with the company's R U...
Survival pack: Get ready for Sydney summer 2025-26
CABANA CULTURE: With spring in the air, and warmer temperatures upon us, DBT has released this timely Sydney summer survival pack. Topping the list is the beach cabana, to be erected now to reserve a Bondi sand patch for November....
Dover Heights toddler takes on the kids’ bike path at Centennial Park on $8k carbon fibre bicycle with training wheels
MAIDEN VOYAGE: Sydney’s eastern suburbs cycling scene reached new heights of excess this afternoon when a Dover Heights toddler was spotted on the Centennial Park kids’ bike path, sporting a $400 rainbow colour lycra cycling kit. Even though it was...
Chiswick Woollahra announces new ‘$10 All You Can Eat Buffet’ to welcome new residents and train passengers
BUFFET BACKLASH: One of Sydney's finest restaurants has today responded to the state government's controversial plan to open a new train station in Woollahra, and to rezone nearby land for up to 10,000 new homes. Chiswick Woollahra has announced a...
Rose Bay woman relieved her new $300k Range Rover can easily handle the treacherous 2cm puddles on New South Head Rd
BIG WET: Rose Bay resident Claudia Montgomery-Riley says she feels “a huge sense of relief” after purchasing the latest Range Rover, which she claims is the only vehicle capable of navigating the small puddles currently scattered throughout Sydney's east. “I...
Middle aged man completely unaware club playing all his favourite tracks is having a retro night
OLD SCHOOL: A local 54 year old man has returned to Sydney's clubbing scene tonight after a 20 year hiatus. David Marshall-Bryant wore his coolest clothes to a popular Sydney nightclub and was heard shouting: "Hey, they're playing all my...
City2Surf runners yet to realise they’re allowed to take off their race bib and medals now
WANTA MEDAL?: As another iconic City2Surf ends, throngs of runners are still wearing their race bibs and medals while making their way home. Among them is Peter Cranley, who is returning from the Beach Road Hotel. "I don't mind leaving...
