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Network TEN announce new reality show: ‘Bondi Junction Rescue,’ where lifeguards save people who’ve lost their car in the Westfield car park
GOD'S WORK: Network TEN has just announced a brand new spin-off of its popular TV show, Bondi Rescue, and it's set to make waves on dry land. "In 'Bondi Junction Rescue' our brave lifeguards swap paddle boards for parking lot...
Hungover man avoids acquaintance at Coles by pretending to look at cereal boxes for 7 minutes
CEREAL AVOIDANCE: A Sydney man has successfully dodged an awkward encounter with a neighbour by pretending to scrutinise cereal boxes at Coles Bondi Junction. Jack Wilton, who was badly hungover this morning, found himself in a precarious situation when he...
Rose Bay couple send daughter to boarding school at Ascham, just so they can avoid the daily traffic on New South Head Rd
TRAFFIC HACK: A Rose Bay couple is raising eyebrows after enrolling their 14 year old daughter into Ascham's boarding program, despite living only four kilometres from the school. "The traffic every day on New South Head Rd is a nightmare,"...
KEEPING UP APPEARANCES: Local shopper using Kookai bag to conceal items she just bought at Kmart
FASHION FAUX PAS: The eastern suburbs fashion scene is in shock tonight, after a Westfield Bondi Junction shopper was caught red-handed using a Kookai shopping bag to disguise items she bought at discount retailer Kmart. A DBT reporter was on...
“It’s because all the trains were on strike,” outgoing NSW transport minister defends her misuse of taxpayer funded chauffeurs
DAMAGE CONTROL: Jo Haylen is still trying to defend her misuse of taxpayer funded ministerial drivers to chauffeur her to multiple private events. Addressing the media at a press conference a short time ago, she announced her resignation as NSW...
New co-working space opens in Bondi for locals who want to appear like they have a job
HUSTLE CULTURE: Bondi has unveiled its newest co-working space, designed exclusively for locals who aspire to look busy without the actual burden of employment. Located on Campbell Parade, just steps from Bondi Beach, the space is called: 'My Office For...
Biker on busy Darlinghurst Rd last night, angry nobody gave a flying fuck about his loud engine
ATTENTION SEEKER: A Sydney motorbike rider is criticising pedestrians around Kings Cross after riding down Darlinghurst road last night and not one person looked at him. Despite revving his engine to a deafening crescendo, Mark Condoni's attempts to capture the...
Catching the ferry during a storm now the only vaguely fun thing left to do in Sydney: Report
NANNY STATE: As New South Wales continues to weather relentless storms, Sydney-siders are discovering the city's last remaining vaguely fun activity. Ferry operators are reporting an unexpected surge in passengers eager to brave the elements. "We just smoked a spliff...
Double Bay woman being treated for PTSD after driving so far out west she even saw a Red Rooster
UNCHARTED TERRITORY: Sydney PR executive Sally Bell is in therapy after venturing so far west she actually spotted a Red Rooster fast food outlet at Summer Hill. The Double Bay resident says she was forced by her work to attend...
Sydney couple attempt to make a reservation at Totti’s Bondi by erecting a beach cabana over a table
COPA CABANA: Australia’s ongoing cabana obsession has taken a new turn, with one Sydney couple brazenly erecting a beach cabana over a prime table at Totti’s Bondi. They arrived just after noon yesterday as the popular restaurant was opening. "We'll...
