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SYDNEY RENTAL CRISIS: Woman posts bikini selfie on Bondi Local Loop, asking if anyone has a spare room
BARGAINING POWER: The blurry line between neighbourhood Facebook group and dating website, has been crossed yet again. Amid Sydney's escalating rental crisis, local woman Lou Grace has posted an alluring photo of herself on Bondi Local Loop, with the caption:...
Woman uses #DateNight caption on photo with husband to make marriage seem fun
KEEPING UP APPEARANCES: A married woman has attempted to impress her Instagram followers with a photo of herself and her husband Max out for dinner tonight. "#DateNight!" Jane Stone captioned the photo of the pair at a local restaurant. "Max...
Stay-at-home mum changes LinkedIn job title to ‘Interior Designer’ after buying a chair for her living room
HIDDEN TALENT: The purchase of a stylish chair from the Harvey Norman website has pushed a Sydney mother of two to make the next bold step in her career. Amy Bridge has changed her LinkedIn job title to 'Interior Designer'...
Couple who spent 3 hours choosing TV show, both scrolling Instagram after 11th minute
SPOILT FOR CHOICE: A frustrated and exhaustive three hour search of Netflix, Stan and Binge has ended in misery for one couple this evening. After just 11 minutes into a humourless 'comedy' show, both Pete Havas and his girlfriend Gabi...
Business coaches now outnumber business owners: Report
HUSTLE CULTURE: A new report has confirmed a rapid and worrying expansion in the number of people offering 'business coaching' services. The Australian Bureau of Statistics analysed census data to find the number of business coaches now outnumbering business owners....
NSW Premier announces the launch of ‘Vivid, South West Sydney’
KALEIDOSCOPE OF COLOUR: With 'Vivid Sydney' now well underway, the state government has launched an extension of the iconic festival of lights, technology & arts. "It's called 'Vivid, South West Sydney,'" says Premier Chris Minns. "I've always wanted Vivid to...
“Let’s catch up sometime,” says former colleague you never even spoke to when working together
DIGGING DEEP: A chance encounter in the street between two former colleagues has led to a completely unwarranted suggestion by one of them to "catch up sometime." "It caught me by surprise," Angela Hill told DBT. "It's a bit rich...
Disgruntled boyfriends & husbands across Sydney lament the return of Vivid
LIVID: In a collective groan heard across Sydney, boyfriends and husbands citywide are once again preparing themselves for the annual spectacle that is Vivid. The 23 day festival of light, music and ideas begins tonight, and local man Tom Phipps is...
NSW Police launch ‘Operation Nanna Watch,’ targeting frail grandmothers using walking frames
PENSIONER PATROL: NSW Police is setting its sights on elderly grandmothers who weigh 50 kilograms or less. "These senior citizens may look innocent and harmless," says Police Commissioner Mark Sparks. "But we believe they pose an unpredictable threat to public safety." "We've...
All NSW nursing home residents to be given Taser guns to protect themselves from police
ARMED & READY: The NSW government has announced a radical new program to train nursing home residents on how to use Taser guns against police. "Police officers in this state can be erratic and unpredictable," admits the NSW Aged Care...
