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Biker on busy Darlinghurst Rd last night, angry nobody gave a flying fuck about his loud engine
ATTENTION SEEKER: A Sydney motorbike rider is criticising pedestrians around Kings Cross after riding down Darlinghurst road last night and not one person looked at him. Despite revving his engine to a deafening crescendo, Mark Condoni's attempts to capture the...
Sydney couple attempt to make a reservation at Totti’s Bondi by erecting a beach cabana over a table
COPA CABANA: Australia’s ongoing cabana obsession has taken a new turn, with one Sydney couple brazenly erecting a beach cabana over a prime table at Totti’s Bondi. They arrived just after noon yesterday as the popular restaurant was opening. "We'll...
Man desperate to avoid small talk returns to work today holding sign to prevent generic questions about his holidays
CONVERSATION STOPPER: A local marketing executive is going to extreme lengths to stave off generic questions about how he spent his summer holidays. "I desperately want to avoid repeating the same things over and over," says Steven Hockney, who ironically...
Time Out Sydney says the best thing to do on NYE is take a sleeping pill & go to bed at 10.30pm
KNOCKOUT BLOW: Popular lifestyle magazine Time Out has just released its guide for New Year's Eve in Sydney, and it's a big departure from the usual fanfare of fireworks, parties and Harbour cruises. "Save yourself a lot of anxiety, money...
Frustrated Christmas shopper at Westfield Bondi uses up his two hours of free parking, looking for parking
TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY: A Sydney motorist says he's been left traumatised today after spending two hours in Westfield Bondi Junction car park looking for parking. "I drove from parking level P4, right down to P1 without luck,...
Mother away on holidays sends lengthy text message with no interesting or useful information
GENERIC TEXT: A local mother holidaying in Noosa has sent her son a 52 word text message without including any interesting or useful information. "I had some spare time while waiting in the hotel lobby, so I thought I'd let...
“My career is peaking,” says Bondi influencer after scoring an invite to today’s Squid Game activation at Icebergs
PAY DAY: A Bondi influencer says her years of hard work are now finally paying off. Tamara Fulton this morning found herself among the 'who's who' of Bondi's micro-celebrity scene at the Squid Game activation at Icebergs. "I can't believe...
Proud eastern suburbs parents hold press conference to announce their son’s ATAR of 99.65
RUNS IN THE FAMILY: Darling Point residents Anthony and Claudia Dewhurst staged a full-scale media event outside the home this morning to announce their son Zac’s ATAR of 99.65. “We’re just so proud of Zac,” Anthony Dewhurst told journalists. “The...
Eastern suburbs couple visiting the Blue Mountains embark on gruelling hike along Leura’s main shopping strip
INTO THE WILD: A Paddington couple have today set off on a daring feat of bravery and endurance. Samantha and James Wentworth-Tyson have begun a 700 metre hike along the main shopping strip of Leura in the Blue Mountains, 60...
Woman who regularly shops at Westfield Bondi Junction, wears hoodie to avoid being spotted at Eastgate
RETAIL ESPIONAGE: A Sydney woman known for her loyalty to Westfield Bondi Junction, has been seen sneaking into the nearby Eastgate Shopping Centre. "I just needed to get something from Aldi quickly," Margo Fulton admitted, without giving any further detail....
