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Eastern suburbs man goes for drive in wet weather to help try justify $200k Range Rover purchase
WET WEATHER BANDIT: Continued light drizzle in Sydney’s east today is proving no obstacle for Peter Simons. The Double Bay man has embarked on a daring mission, driving his $200,000 Range Rover through waters rising up to 3cm in one...
“Sorry we’re late, train delays,” claims constantly unreliable eastern suburbs man who hasn’t used public transport in 14 years
OFF THE RAILS: A Sydney man has attempted to use today's train delays as an excuse to run late for dinner with friends. However DBT can reveal Grant Freyer-Stanton hasn't set foot on public transport since leaving school in 2011....
“The economy will be completely cashless in 5 years,” claims man who withdraws $350 from the ATM every Friday & Saturday night
WITHDRAWALS: A local crypto enthusiast is echoing predictions that Australia's economy will be cashless by 2027. "Around 92% of all money worldwide is just digital. It's all just code bro,” Richard Thorpe told DBT. "Who even uses cash these days?...
Scots College asks student who grew up in Randwick to give speech at assembly about overcoming adversity
RAGS TO RICHES: A student at a prestigious private school in Sydney's eastern suburbs has shared his remarkable story of transformation, against all odds. Year 11 Scots College student, Dane Oliver-Gordon gave a speech at school assembly yesterday about his...
Network TEN announce new reality show: ‘Bondi Junction Rescue,’ where lifeguards save people who’ve lost their car in the Westfield car park
GOD'S WORK: Network TEN has just announced a brand new spin-off of its popular TV show, Bondi Rescue, and it's set to make waves on dry land. "In 'Bondi Junction Rescue' our brave lifeguards swap paddle boards for parking lot...
Hungover man avoids acquaintance at Coles by pretending to look at cereal boxes for 7 minutes
CEREAL AVOIDANCE: A Sydney man has successfully dodged an awkward encounter with a neighbour by pretending to scrutinise cereal boxes at Coles Bondi Junction. Jack Wilton, who was badly hungover this morning, found himself in a precarious situation when he...
Rose Bay couple send daughter to boarding school at Ascham, just so they can avoid the daily traffic on New South Head Rd
TRAFFIC HACK: A Rose Bay couple is raising eyebrows after enrolling their 14 year old daughter into Ascham's boarding program, despite living only four kilometres from the school. "The traffic every day on New South Head Rd is a nightmare,"...
KEEPING UP APPEARANCES: Local shopper using Kookai bag to conceal items she just bought at Kmart
FASHION FAUX PAS: The eastern suburbs fashion scene is in shock tonight, after a Westfield Bondi Junction shopper was caught red-handed using a Kookai shopping bag to disguise items she bought at discount retailer Kmart. A DBT reporter was on...
“It’s because all the trains were on strike,” outgoing NSW transport minister defends her misuse of taxpayer funded chauffeurs
DAMAGE CONTROL: Jo Haylen is still trying to defend her misuse of taxpayer funded ministerial drivers to chauffeur her to multiple private events. Addressing the media at a press conference a short time ago, she announced her resignation as NSW...
New co-working space opens in Bondi for locals who want to appear like they have a job
HUSTLE CULTURE: Bondi has unveiled its newest co-working space, designed exclusively for locals who aspire to look busy without the actual burden of employment. Located on Campbell Parade, just steps from Bondi Beach, the space is called: 'My Office For...
