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Belle Gibson To Replace Pete Evans On ‘I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!’
November 20, 2020
Network TEN has announced convicted scammer Belle Gibson will be joining the cast of 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!' "She's a perfect replacement for Pete Evans," says Network TEN spokesman Doug Piggott. "They're both advocates of all...
Pip Edwards Requests Artist Add Instagram Filter To Archibald Entry
October 30, 2020
A young Melbourne artist has been left heartbroken after being asked to add an instagram filter to her Archibald Prize entry. The portrait's subject Pip Edwards made the request, saying the artwork made her look "too old." "It's such a...
Pill Testing Allowed & Drug Dogs Scrapped, Under NSW Premier’s Plan To Repair Her Reputation
October 17, 2020
The NSW Premier has announced the withdrawal of her government's strict drug policies, as she attempts to win back voter support. "We are scrapping sniffer dogs and allowing pill testing, effective early next month in time for summer," says Gladys...
Nation Relieved To Hear Gladys Berejiklian Is Getting Some Action
October 12, 2020
Supporters of Gladys Berejiklian say she's "done nothing wrong" after her shock admission to having a close personal relationship with disgraced former MP Daryl Maguire. "It's a hard world for single people past a certain age," says political commentator Jene...
Byron Bay Film Student Offers Zac Efron Role In Short Film He’s Making At TAFE
September 14, 2020
Byron Bay's burgeoning film and television industry could receive a massive boost, after an aspiring local producer approached Zac Efron for a role in an upcoming student film. "I told Zac it could be a good opportunity for him to...
John Barilaro Under Fire For Confiscating His Daughter’s Koala Teddy Bear
September 13, 2020
After a week he'd rather forget, the NSW Deputy Premier has once again found himself under fire. John Barilaro has admitted to confiscating his young daughter's Koala teddy bear last night. "After what I've just been through this week, the...
NRL Star Curtis Scott Wins Right To Carry Taser Gun At All Times As Protection From Police
September 11, 2020
Canberra Raiders NRL player Curtis Scott has won a landmark legal case, allowing him to carry a taser gun at all times. "I'm very relieved," the 22 year old said as he left court. "You never know when police will...
Premier Gives Year 12 Formals Green Light, With Strict Ban On Pashing And Rooting
September 7, 2020
School formals have been given the green light to be held in New South Wales. The state government has announced the end of year celebrations will be allowed from November 12 after the final HSC exam. But there is one...
Dan Andrews Calls For Instagram Ban, To Prevent Victorians Seeing Other Australians Having Fun
September 3, 2020
Dan Andrews is proposing a radical new way of helping Victorians deal with the harsh restrictions of stage 4 lockdown. "Today I'm calling for a ban on Instagram in Victoria," he says. "It's having a dangerously negative effect on the...
Wuhan Water Park Pool Found To Contain Less Disease Than Ivy Pool On Sundays
August 19, 2020
A team of researchers are playing down concerns about a huge dance party that took place in a packed Wuhan water park over the weekend. Despite Wuhan being ground zero for Covid-19, the pool at the 'Wuhan Maya Beach Water...
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