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Man Chilling In Park Evades Police Fine By Suddenly Pretending To Do Sit Ups
A quick thinking Sydney man has saved himself a hefty fine today, by pretending to exercise while relaxing in a local park. On the first day of the Sydney's second lockdown, Jake Sample was lying on the grass at Rushcutters...
Covid Impact: Bondi Man Forced To Leave The Eastern Suburbs To Get Vaccinated At Homebush
A Sydney man has been left feeling disoriented, confused and overwhelmed after being forced to leave the eastern suburbs to get his first jab. "I think I've heard of Homebush before, but only because of the Olympics," says Dave Martin,...
Local Introvert Praying For Full Lockdown As Perfect Excuse To Avoid Social Activity
As Sydney's Covid outbreak continues to grow, there are calls for the city to be placed into a full lockdown. "The current social distancing restrictions don't go far enough," says local introvert Peter Kremer. "I'm very keen to go back...
Man Enters Self-Imposed Isolation In Desperate Bid To Avoid Conversations About Covid
Sydney's Sam Wilcox is taking drastic preventive measures to avoid exposure to everyone's constant talk about Coronavirus. "I've had enough," he says. "I'm self-isolating for 14 days. I cant deal the constant lockdown speculation and other chatter about vaccines and...
Westfield Bondi Junction Now Offering A Free Face Mask With Any Purchase Above $200
Shopping centre giant Westfield says retail therapy is an important way for consumers to help beat the Covid-19 blues. "But shoppers need to stay safe, and do their bit to stop the spread of the virus," says Westfield spokesperson Linley...
Bondi Cluster: NSW Health Now Offering A Line Of Coke As Incentive To Get Tested
New South Wales Health has begun offering drugs as an incentive for Bondi residents to get tested for Covid-19. "Testing rates are a key factor in stopping the spread," says Gladys Berejiklian. "That's why we're offering a complementary line of...
Covid Devastation: Vaucluse Woman Avoiding Westfield BJ, Forced To Shop At Randwick Plaza
A Vaucluse woman who regularly goes to Westfield Bondi Junction has been forced to shop elsewhere, as the eastern suburbs Covid cluster grows to nine. "It was a big shock when they announced Westfield as a Covid hot spot," says...
NSW Voters Give Resounding Thumbs Up To Gladys’ Boyfriend Upgrade
New South Wales voters are welcoming with open arms the Premier's new boyfriend. "He's pretty cute actually," said one woman. "He's got lovely green eyes and he's a top lawyer as well. I'm actually a little bit jealous if I'm...
Homeless People Removed From Sydney Streets To Make Way For CEO Winter Sleepout
NSW Police asked homeless people to "move on" last night as 'CEO Winter Sleepout' organisers prepared for the event at Balmain's White Bay Cruise Terminal. The CEO Sleepout is an an annual event where Chief Executives sleep rough for a...
Bondi Man Only Visiting Trendy Places In Case He Gets Covid & His Exposure Sites Are Published
As Sydney's latest Covid outbreak grows, one man is taking extreme measures in case he gets infected and his exposure sites are made public. Bondi's Dean Platz is now only going to trendy, upmarket venues and shops. "I normally get...
