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Local Stoner With 4 Streaming TV Subscriptions, Now Considering Dropping His Health Insurance
PERSONAL FINANCE: A Sydney man with subscriptions to four separate streaming TV services has been forced to reassess his household budget. “I just got Apple TV,” says Greg Willet. “They’ve got some sick crime dramas on at the moment.” The...
Bondi Actor Moves To Byron Because He Knows Someone There Who Knows Chris Hemsworth
BYRON BAE: A Sydney man is taking the next brave step in his fledgling acting career. After completing an acting class at NIDA, Grant Bastion has moved to Byron Bae, to hopefully score an introduction to Hollywood heavyweight Chris Hemsworth....
“If I Lose Today, I’m Going To Become A Real Estate Agent, So I Can Keep Putting My Face On Billboards”
SIGN OF THE TIMES: High profile ‘teal’ independent Allegra Spender has today shared her future career plans should she lose the seat of Wentworth in today's federal election. “I’m going to become a real estate agent,” she told DBT exclusively....
BLACK HOLE: Astronomers Release First Photo Of Sydney Nightlife Taken From Outer Space
INTO THE ABYSS: It sounds like something out of a sci-fi blockbuster, but the latest space discovery is very real. An international team of scientists have released an image of central Sydney at night, taken from outer space. "The black...
Tom Waterhouse Now Offering Cashless Two-Up For Anzac Day
COIN TOSSER: Former bookmaker turned gambling innovator Tom Waterhouse is offering cashless two-up for punters this Anzac Day. "Two up is about celebrating the true Aussie spirit and mateship," says the 36 year old. "Im just making that process much...
Nine Network Announce Plan To Relaunch ‘A Current Affair’ As ‘A Karen Affair’
KAREN AFFAIRS: Channel Nine has announced a major shake-up of its flagship daily current affairs program A Current Affair. From next week, ACA will be known as AKA, or 'A Karen Affair.' "Our show is popular among white, entitled, middle...
New Report Lists Sydney Airport As Australia’s Most Popular Easter Getaway
SHIT SHOW: Sydney airport has been named as Australia's most popular Easter holiday destination, as chronic staff shortages and a flood of travellers cause heavy delays. "Our report shows many travellers are spending more time at Sydney Airport than their...
Iconic Coca-Cola Sign At Kings Cross To Be Replaced By A Billboard For Luxe Listings
MAXIMUM EXPOSURE: One of Sydney's most iconic landmarks is set for a major overhaul. The Coca-Cola sign, which has helped define Kings Cross for almost 50 years, is being replaced by a billboard for the hit real estate reality TV...
STUNNING & BRAVE: Local Woman Leaves Hair Salon In 80km/h Winds After Cut, Blow Dry & Highlights
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS: A local woman is being praised for her bravery this evening. Cynthia Thomas spent upwards of $450 today on a cut, blow dry and highlights at the ritzy Joh Bailey hair salon in Double Bay. "After my...
‘Business Coach’ Filming Selfie Video While Driving, Not Even Going Anywhere
DRIVING FORCE: A self-described 'business coach' is using a camera mounted to his dashboard to film selfie videos while driving, in a desperate bid to seem busy. "I just thought I'd jump on here quickly," Ron Millar says at the...
