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PAINKILLER PANIC BUYING: Local Cocaine Dealer Now Also Selling Panadol
BLACK MARKET: A Sydney drug dealer is pivoting into the fast-growing market for painkiller medication, as panic buying reaches new heights. "The demand is huge at the moment," Tom Higgins told DBT. "Chemists and supermarkets are completely sold out." In...
NSW Premier Allows Dine & Discover Vouchers To Be Used To Buy RAT Tests
RAT RACE: The New South Wales government has announced an expansion of its Dine and Discover program. Starting Friday, vouchers can be used by NSW residents to purchase rapid antigen tests. "Unfortunately we can't provide the tests for free, but...
Local Woman Starts GoFundMe Page To Raise Money For A Rapid Antigen Test
RAPID APPEAL: A local woman trying to avoid a PCR test is asking the internet for help. Sarah Hamilton says she's feeling run down and has started a GoFundMe page to raise $30 for a rapid antigen test from Edgecliff...
PCR TEST HACK: Vaucluse Woman Hires Driver To Wait In Long Queue On Her Behalf
HIRED HELP: A local woman is going to extreme measures to avoid waiting up to six hours to get a PCR test. For $100 an hour, Jessica Clifford has hired a driver on Airtasker to do the waiting for her....
Man Questioned By Police After His Car Rego Expired While Waiting For A PCR Test
TESTING TIMES: Amid increasing delays at Sydney covid testing clinics, one driver has been cautioned after his car registration expired while waiting for a PCR test. As Dan Wright entered his sixth hour listening to podcasts while waiting in the...
Local Woman Unfollows Anyone On Instagram More Attractive Or Successful Than She Is
SAFE SPACE: A local woman is taking drastic action to reduce the anxiety she feels after checking her Instagram feed. "I've looked through all my followers and unfollowed - or muted - any of them who are hotter or wealthier...
Man Who Posted Covid Data Screenshot To His Insta Stories Awarded Pulitzer Prize For Journalism
DATA HACK: Sydney's Reece Withers has been awarded journalism's most prestigious prize for posting the daily covid numbers to his Instagram stories. "NSW Health would like to thank Mr Withers for his commitment to sharing important public health information," said...
Local Drug Dealer Quits Selling Amphetamines And Moves Into Rapid Antigen Test Kits
QUICK FIX: A Sydney drug dealer is moving into the lucrative new black market for rapid antigen covid test kits. In an inner city warehouse, Marcus Shore says he currently has more than 12 thousand of the DIY at-home kits,...
SAVING XMAS: Sydney Grandmother Announces Snap 3-Day Lockdown For All Extended Family
DICTATOR NAN: A local grandmother is taking drastic action to ensure a covid-free Christmas, as NSW case numbers continue to rise. 74 year old Helen Hudson is reportedly desperate for Christmas lunch to proceed as planned, so she's announced a...
Sydney Lord Mayor Starts Brainstorming Potential Reasons To Cancel NYE Fireworks
HEADLINE HUNTER: The Lord Mayor of Sydney and her media team have begun discussing how they can benefit from the annual 'on again, off again' coverage about NYE fireworks. "Over the next few days we'll begin sending out media releases...
