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Tennis Legends Lament Parramatta’s Grand Final Loss
BROKEN EELS: Two of the world's best tennis players shed a tear last night after watching the Parramatta Eels lose the NRL grand final. "I felt our backline was a bit flatfooted," says long time Eels fan Roger Federer who...
Retired Taxi Driver Goes Back To Work, Purely For The Social Activity
FOR THE LOVE OF IT: A lonely 71 year old former cab driver says he's been forced back behind the wheel, but it has nothing to do with money. With a home in Sydney's north and three investment properties, Ray...
RENTAL CRISIS WORSENS: Single car garage in Bondi now listed as ‘spacious studio apartment’ on Domain.com.au
"Open plan living with minimalist charm," says the ad. LUXE LISTING: Sydney's rental crisis has plunged to new desperate lows, with a dirty, old one car garage on Blair St Bondi being listed as a 'studio apartment' for rent. "This...
Rose Bay Man Referring To Strangers As ‘Brah,’ In Desperate Bid To Fit In At The Coogee Bay Hotel
DOWN SOUTH: An eastern suburbs man has unveiled a subtle switch in language while out at the Coogee Bay Hotel today. Friends of Max Mansfield became concerned when they overheard him saying 'brah' several times to strangers. "It's extremely out...
Abbie Chatfield Trying To Get Caught Drink Driving After Seeing How Much Media Attention It Got Kate Richie
DRUNK ON FAME: Sydney influencer and radio host Abbie Chatfield has come clean on her latest ploy for media attention. "So far today I've had five Margarita cocktails, two of which I've drunk while driving around Kings Cross," she told...
Double Bay woman dumps boyfriend after he moved to Randwick
HEARTBREAK: A Double Bay woman has ended her 18 month relationship with a man who moved from Paddington to Randwick. "We had a great relationship," says Ali Roonan. "I'm definitely going to miss him." The 24 year old says the...
Paddington Man’s Social Life Saved, As The Indian Home Diner Is Literally The Only Place He Hangs Out
LIFELINE: A Paddington man is breathing a sigh of relief today, after learning the Indian kebab shop on Oxford street is allowed to trade until 3am on weekends. "I don't get invited out by friends very often," admits Joel Tanner....
Sydney Real Estate Agent Starter Pack: Everything You Need
Being a real estate agent in Sydney is much harder than it looks, especially if you're working in the eastern suburbs. So DBT has produced this handy starter kit to help you get started. Following this simple guide may even...
Woolworths Now Offering Afterpay For Lettuce Purchases
RELIEF AT THE CHECKOUT: With lettuce prices showing no sign of abating, Woolworths has taken the unprecedented step of offering Afterpay for an individual grocery item. "Retail lettuce prices seem locked in at around $10 a head, at least for...
Local Stoner With 4 Streaming TV Subscriptions, Now Considering Dropping His Health Insurance
PERSONAL FINANCE: A Sydney man with subscriptions to four separate streaming TV services has been forced to reassess his household budget. “I just got Apple TV,” says Greg Willet. “They’ve got some sick crime dramas on at the moment.” The...
