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McDonald’s Announce Record Profit For CBD Outlets Today, As Police Descend On The City
Fast food giant McDonald's has announced a record daily profit for its Sydney CBD outlets, as more than 1300 police officers descended on the city. "Today we saw revenue up more than 5000% for outlets within the city ring," says...
Weekend Walk: Friends Use ‘Two Person Rule’ To Exclude Third Friend They Find Annoying
A Sydney woman has found herself feeling lonely and isolated after being rejected by her two friends during lockdown this morning. "They told me I couldn't join them on the Bondi to Bronte walk because of the social distancing rules...
#BREAKING: NSW Government Ends Lockdown After Listening To Protestors
BACK FLIP: The state government has today announced an end to Greater Sydney's lockdown, amid violent scenes at anti-lockdown protests around the country. In a hastily arranged press conference this afternoon, the NSW Premier announced the full withdrawal of all...
Man Sends Work Email But Fails To Include The Phrase: ‘I Hope You’re Staying Safe And Well’
An insurance salesperson has lost his job after failing to include the words: 'I hope you're staying safe and well,' in a work-related email. Rob Hanbury yesterday emailed a colleague in the accounting department to check some expense reports, completely...
Sydney Cocaine Dealer Now Also Offering Illegal Home Visit Haircuts
BLACK MARKET: As Sydney enters its third week of lockdown, a local cocaine dealer is taking advantage of hair salon closures by also offering illegal home visit haircuts. "It's a handy two in one service," says Tony Werkhoven. "I'm in...
Couple Appeal Fine For Having Sex In A Car, Claiming To Be Exercising In A Group Of Two
SEX CRIME: A Sydney couple are appealing a $1100 fine for having sex in their car, claiming it counts as essential exercise. The pair were handed an infringement notice for 'indecent exposure' after police caught them having sex in their...
#BREAKING: Network TEN Announce Real Estate Mogul Simon Cohen As The Next Bachelor
RISING STAR: Eastern suburbs real estate mogul Simon Cohen is taking the next big leap in his reality TV career after being announced as the next Bachelor. Network TEN's announcement comes shortly after the buyers agent's appearance on Amazon Prime's...
Western Sydney Warning: Wearing Adidas Tracksuits Does Not Count As Doing Essential Exercise
The NSW Premier has issued a stern warning to residents of Western Sydney, as the city's Covid outbreak grows. "Leaving home in an Adidas tracksuit without any plans to do any actual exercise is a breach of public health orders,"...
Covid Heartbreak: Woman Dumps Boyfriend Because He Lives More Than 10km Away
A Bronte Woman has ended her nine month relationship after new laws requiring residents of Greater Sydney to stay within 10 kilometres from their home. Ayla Rosensweig told her boyfriend they should start seeing other people, because he lives a...
Personal Trainer Now Holding Sessions In Coles To Allow For Groups Larger Than Two
EXERCISE YOUR RIGHTS: Personal trainers say they've been devastated by new public health orders in Greater Sydney restricting exercise to groups of two. But one local trainer has found a loop hole. Jeremy Leonard has begun holding sessions within Bondi...
