#BREAKING: ICAC Launches Fresh Inquiry Into What Gladys Ever Saw In Daryl Maguire

HOT MESS: ICAC has today announced a new investigation into the relationship between the former NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian and disgraced former Liberal MP Daryl Maguire.

“We suspect something else was happening which has yet to be investigated, because he was quite clearly punching well above his weight,” says ICAC’s Commissioner Jan Rumble.

The new ICAC investigation will run separately to the one currently happening.

It will seek to find out why Gladys Berejiklian would ever agree to be Maguire’s girlfriend.

“To be honest, he seems like a self-obsessed nagging pain in the arse,” says Jan Rumble.

“He’s 10 years older than her, and he’s an obvious battler. It’s clear she can do way better, as evidenced by her current high-profile lawyer boyfriend.”

The new investigation will commence on Thursday next week.