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#BREAKING: NSW Government Announces Strict 10.30pm Curfew For New Year’s Eve
The New Years Eve plans of millions of Sydney residents have been thrown into disarray this afternoon. The state government has just announced a landmark New Year's Eve curfew covering the Sydney metropolitan area. "Anyone found roaming the streets after...
Supermarket Known For Screwing Over Farmers and Manufacturers, Now Also Rorting Staff
A supermarket chain which has put thousands of farmers and manufacturers out of business has announced that its trail of destruction has widened to include its own staff. "We don't want to discriminate," says Woolworths CEO Mike Blythe. "We wanted...
#Breaking: Justin Hemmes Persuades Premier To Wind Back Lock Out Laws
The corruption scandal engulfing NSW Labor appears to be infiltrating the Berejiklian government. DBT has secured this image of Sydney nightclub mogul Justin Hemmes allegedly handing over an Aldi bag full of cash. "This was the only way he was...
Calls For Royal Commission Into Why Anyone Would Take Advice From Sam Dastyari
The Prime Minister has added his voice to growing calls for a Royal Commission into why anyone would take advice from Sam Dastyari. "He arrived at a corruption inquiry illegally riding a bike on the footpath," says Scott Morrison. "Then...
#BREAKING: Football Stadium Site To Be Transformed Into An ‘Inner City Herb Garden’
Environmentalists are praising the state government’s announcement today that the Sydney Football Stadium site will be transformed into an inner city herb garden. “This is about sustainability and education,” says Gladys Berejiklian. “And it’s an opportunity to show off Sydney...
Sydney Football Stadium Site To Be Used As A Dirt Bike Track ‘For Foreseeable Future’
The controversial Sydney Football Stadium site will be used as a dirt bike track for the foreseeable future according to the NSW Premier. "Dirt bike racing is a popular and fast growing Australian sport," says Gladys Berejiklian. "This is a...
#BREAKING: George Calombaris Launches A GoFundMe Page
A day after losing his job as a judge on MasterChef, George Calombaris has launched a GoFundMe page to raise money. "As you know, I lost my job yesterday along with the two other MasterChef judges," says the celebrity chef....
#BREAKING: Network TEN Accused Of Underpaying MasterChef Judges
Matt Preston, Gary Mehigan and George Calombaris have walked away from their roles as judges on the highly popular show MasterChef. The fallout comes amid allegations the trio were being drastically underpaid by Network TEN. "We can confirm they were...
#BREAKING: George Calombaris Accused Of Skimping On Portion Sizes At His Expensive Restaurants
Celebrity Chef George Calombaris is facing new accusations of "skimping on ingredients" and "serving undersized portions" at three of his Melbourne restaurants. “Waiters told us the meals were 'standard size' for a fancy restaurant, but we knew they were too...
#BREAKING: Israel Folau Adds GoFundMe To List Of Sinners In Controversial New Instagram Post
Former rugby star Israel Folau has once again caused controversy after taking to Instagram. At 10.30am today he re-posted his list of sinners for whom "hell awaits," but this time he included GoFundMe, the crowdfunding platform which removed his page...
