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Local woman buys $300K Land Rover Defender to tackle the speed humps in the Westfield Bondi Junction car park
OFF ROAD: A Dover Heights resident has invested in a 2026 Land Rover Defender P635 OCTA to improve her weekly shopping experience at Westfield Bondi Junction. Sarah Mitchell-Pemberton forked out $304,500 for the vehicle, equipped with a twin-turbo V8 engine...
#BREAKING: Sydney family finally realise it was a hot day, after watching the 6pm news
OLD MEDIA: A Sydney family of three watching the evening news were shocked to find that today was in fact very hot. "Wow, I didn't realise," said the father, Damian De Silva. He said the news provided crucial clarity on...
Double Bay woman being treated for PTSD after driving so far out west she even saw a Red Rooster
UNCHARTED TERRITORY: Sydney PR executive Sally Bell is in therapy after venturing so far west she actually spotted a Red Rooster fast food outlet at Summer Hill. The Double Bay resident says she took a wrong turn out of the...
Rose Bay man accused of ‘cultural appropriation’ after going to Halloween party dressed as a resident of Newtown
HIPSTER HIJACK: An eastern suburbs man is ruffling feathers in the inner west tonight, after going to a Halloween party dressed as a Newtown resident. Typically James Mathers-Reid hangs out at the Golden Sheaf, wearing polo shirts with popped collars...
Bondi to Manly ultra-marathon runner only goes as far as Elizabeth Bay after getting scared about leaving the eastern suburbs
MENTAL ROADBLOCK: A Dover Heights man attempting to run the 80km Bondi to Manly ultra-marathon has only completed 16kms of the course after stopping short in Elizabeth Bay. “I knew the run would be tough,” Lachie Morton-Smith told DBT. “And...
Lower North Shore man torn between wearing his chinos normally, or rolling them slightly up to flaunt the labels on his R.M. Williams
FASHION DILEMMA: As summer's hottest months approach, one Cremorne man has been considering rolling up his chinos, but not for the reason you may think. "A lot of my friends roll up their pants to expose the labels on their...
Waverley Council launches new health and fitness event at Bondi: ‘Sculpted by the Sea’
BONDI'S BEST: Waverley Council has unveiled a new wellness initiative aimed at celebrating “the artistic beauty of the human body.” The event, Sculpted By The Sea, will feature some of Australia's best known celebrities and influencers, whose finely tuned rigs...
#BREAKING: Anthony Albanese gets job at McDonalds in New York, to finally secure a one-on-one meeting with Trump
FAST FOOD DIPLOMACY: The Australian Prime Minister has finally managed to secure a coveted one-on-one with the US President, thanks to a bold career pivot to a McDonald’s counter in New York. “We all know how much Donald Trump loves...
Fully grown adult still somehow completely unaware you’re meant to let passengers get off the train, before getting on
TRAINWRECK: A local man continues to perplex fellow commuters by boarding trains before allowing others to disembark. DBT captured this photo of Michael Mitchell getting on a train, as several people formed inside the carriage waiting to get off. "Ummm...
Unemployed Sydney man who still owes his friend $2500, now flaunting sun-soaked photos from Mykonos
ON BORROWED TIME: In an audacious move that has angered creditors and friends, local unemployed man Mark Maddison has been flaunting his lavish European vacation on social media. "Six months ago he told me he was broke and surviving on...
