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Unemployed man who still owes his friend $2500, flaunts sun-soaked photos from Mykonos
ON BORROWED TIME: In an audacious move that has angered creditors and friends, local unemployed man Mark Maddison has been flaunting his lavish European vacation on social media. "Six months ago he told me he was broke and surviving on...
#BREAKING: Double Bay diner orders directly from the menu, without making any changes or special requests
A LA CARTE: In what's being hailed as a world first, a local woman has ordered directly off a menu, without making any special requests or negotiating with the waitress. The incident took place this afternoon at the popular Bake...
Local 6’5″ finance bro with trust fund now wearing blue contact lenses to broaden his reach with the ladies
BLUE STEEL: In a bid to fully embrace the "I'm looking for a guy in finance, trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes" meme, local finance worker Nathan Joseph has suddenly started wearing blue contact lenses. The 34 year old, known for...
“Hydration & clean living are the key to my youthful skin,” claims Bondi woman who spends 25k a year on cosmetic injections
AU NATURALE: A youthful looking Bondi woman has today made the stunning claim that her flawless complexion is the result of nothing more than a strict clean eating regime and drinking plenty of water. Vanessa Ticehurst, 44, regularly shares her...
Local couples therapist now offering special deal: For an extra $200, he’ll say who is correct
MONEY TALKS: A Sydney therapist is offering a brave new approach to couples counselling. Psychologist James Marshall is bypassing the traditional technique of staying neutral, and being supportive of both people in the relationship. "I'm turning conventional techniques on their...
Sydney family of four who can’t afford their power bills forced to spend evenings at Vivid
LET THERE BE LIGHT: In a twist of irony befitting the times, a Sydney family grappling with exorbitant power bills has found an illuminating solution: spending their evenings at Vivid Sydney. The Hoggart's recently found themselves facing an impossible choice:...
Eastern suburbs coke enthusiast says $300 federal budget rebate doesn’t quite go far enough
BUDGET BLUES: In a startling display of financial frivolity, a Potts Point man is voicing his dissatisfaction with the federal government's $300 budget rebate, saying it simply doesn't stretch far enough to support his lifestyle. "It's a real slap in...
Local mother of three celebrates Mother’s Day alone in a dark hotel room with a valium
SOLO RETREAT: A busy Sydney mum is taking a unique approach to celebrating Mother's Day this year - giving herself a much needed day off from her family. Cynthia Waters has checked into Double Bay's InterContinental hotel for a day...
Eastern suburbs man applies to go on Farmer Wants A Wife after buying a pair of R.M. Williams
CONCRETE COWBOY: A Double Bay man looking for love is hoping that buying a pair of R.M. Williams will qualify him for Channel Seven's reality TV show Farmer Wants A Wife. "Working in corporate finance, I rarely get to leave...
#BREAKING: Pauline Hanson calls for name change of Arnott’s ‘Ginger Nut’ biscuits
BISCUIT BROUHAHA: In an address to the senate today, One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson said she's shining a light on what she calls 'blatant discrimination." "It's a travesty that Coon Cheese is forced into a rebrand, yet Arnott's Ginger Nut...
