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Man braving the bitter cold under layers of heavy clothing still very focused on rolling up his chinos to fully expose his ankles
FASHION FIRST: Today's winter temperatures couldn't stop one local man from having his ankles fully exposed while walking around the city. 28 year old Max Illich was seen wearing a beanie, a chunky turtleneck sweater and a heavy jacket, but...
DO NOT DISTURB: Local mother of three celebrates Mother’s Day alone in a dark hotel room with a powerful sleeping tablet
KNOCKOUT BLOW: A busy Sydney mum is taking a unique approach to celebrating Mother's Day this year, giving herself a much needed day off from her family. Cynthia Waters has checked into Double Bay's InterContinental hotel for a day of...
Sydney real estate agent accuses politicians of being egotistical for having photos of their faces on so many large signs
SIGN OF THE TIMES: Ahead of tomorrow's federal election, a Double Bay real estate agent is lashing out at politicians, accusing them of “egotistical overkill” for plastering their grinning faces on corflutes all over town. But Simon Jennings-Jones is conveniently...
#BREAKING: Tropical Cyclone Alfred downgraded to a mainstream news media clickbait conspiracy
MEDIA STORM: In a twist even the most dramatic weather forecasters didn’t see coming, Tropical Cyclone Alfred has been downgraded to a mainstream news media clickbait conspiracy. After days of frenzied warnings and frantic panic buying, it turns out Alfred...
Local man dies of starvation after waiting for half decent option to emerge on the Sushi Train
FEELING PECKISH: In a bizarre and tragic incident, a Sydney man has died this afternoon after blacking out at a local Sushi Train. CCTV footage showed the man in the eatery for 45 minutes without eating anything. His wife, who was...
Eastern suburbs man applies to go on Farmer Wants A Wife after buying a pair of R.M. Williams
CONCRETE COWBOY: A Point Piper man looking for love is hoping that buying a pair of R.M. Williams will qualify him for Channel Seven's reality TV show Farmer Wants A Wife. "Working in corporate finance, I rarely get to leave...
#BREAKING: LinkedIn introduces new ‘Calm down you tosser’ reaction button
REALISTIC REACTIONS: Social networking website LinkedIn is being praised for adding a new reaction button to give users a broader choice beyond 'Like,' 'Comment' or 'Share.' In an effort to address the growing number of self-congratulatory and boastful posts on...
“I’m pleased to announce Austria will be exempt from U.S trade tariffs,” says Trump after “constructive call” with Anthony Albanese
MISTAKEN IDENTITY: Fresh from a chat with the Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, the U.S President has declared Austria free from US trade tariffs. "The Austrian PM and I have negotiated an exemption from impending U.S. trade tariffs," says Trump....
#BREAKING: Instagram unveils new ‘accounts you’ve blocked in common’ feature
LET'S UNITE: Instagram is making waves today after unveiling its latest feature which aims to bring users together through shared grievances. The popular social networking app has always allowed users to see who they follow in common. But now, they...
KEEPING UP APPEARANCES: Local shopper using Kookai bag to conceal items she just bought at Kmart
FASHION FAUX PAS: The eastern suburbs fashion scene is in shock tonight, after a Westfield Bondi Junction shopper was caught red-handed using a Kookai shopping bag to disguise items she bought at discount retailer Kmart. A DBT reporter was on...
