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#BREAKING: Comedian Jordan Shanks To Replace John Barilaro As NSW Deputy Premier
CAREER PIVOT: YouTube comedian Jordan Shanks has just announced he's moving into politics. Shanks, also known as Friendlyjordies, will step into the role of NSW Deputy Premier, replacing the man he accused of corruption: John Barilaro. "This is an exciting...
#BREAKING: Woolworths Bans Unvaccinated Shoppers From Squeezing Avocados Before Selecting One
Woolworths is being accused of discriminating against anti-vaxxers, after the retailer announced tough new rules for shoppers buying avocados. "From 3pm today, unvaccinated shoppers will not be able to touch an avocado unless they purchase it," says Woolworths spokesperson Will...
QLD Premier To Reopen Border With NSW After Matching With A Sydney Man On Tinder
Travel between NSW and Queensland is back on the cards after Anastasia Palaszczuk announced the reopening of the border as soon as the NSW lockdown comes to an end. "My decision today will give vaccinated NSW residents plenty of time...
“Lockdown Is Equally Tough For Everyone,” Says Retired 37 Year Old Vaucluse Trust Fund Recipient
A local stay at home trust fund recipient is urging the state government to end the lockdowns immediately. "The current public health orders are still way too heavy handed," says Derek McCabe, while frolicking around his swimming pool at home....
#Breaking: DNA Testing Reveals Paul Vautin & Pauline Hanson Are Siblings
Rugby League legend Paul Vautin and One Nation leader Pauline Hanson say they're both "overwhelmed yet excited" to learn they are biological brother and sister. "It's massive news," says Ms Hanson. "I've always admired Paul's brand of football, and now...
#BREAKING: Netflix Secures Exclusive Broadcast Rights To NSW Premier’s 11am Press Conference
NETFLIX & CHILL: People hoping to tune in to the NSW Premier's daily Covid update will need to be watching Netflix from Monday. The streaming giant has secured exclusive rights to the live 11am briefing, which has become must-watch TV...
#BREAKING: PM Agrees To Stand Aside Until 70% Of Australia’s Population Is Vaccinated
Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is set to take over running the country, as the PM agrees to temporarily stand aside. "My government and I have decided this is the best course of action for the nation," says Scott Morrison....
Army Shuts Down TV Show After The Bachelor Tried Including 23 Women In His Singles Bubble
Filming of Network TEN's reality TV show 'The Bachelor' has come to abrupt end after the Australian Defence Force stormed the Bachelor mansion this afternoon. "We have to be consistent in our enforcement of public health orders," says Defence Force...
#BREAKING: Sydney’s Delta Outbreak Traced Back To Jimmy From The Bachelor
NSW Health contact tracers have identified the 2021 Bachelor Jimmy Nicholson as patient zero for Sydney's Delta outbreak. "Initially we believed it was a Bondi limousine driver, however further contact tracing work shows it was actually Mr Nicholson from The...
#BREAKING: NSW Government Ends Lockdown After Listening To Protestors
BACK FLIP: The state government has today announced an end to Greater Sydney's lockdown, amid violent scenes at anti-lockdown protests around the country. In a hastily arranged press conference this afternoon, the NSW Premier announced the full withdrawal of all...
