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#BREAKING: QLD Premier Cancels State Of Origin Decider “Due To Covid Fears”
November 12, 2020
NSW State of Origin players and fans have been dealt a shocking blow today, with the QLD Premier announcing next week's deciding match in Brisbane has been cancelled. "I know it's dramatic, but I've been left with little choice," says...
Trump Accuses Golf Partner Of Tampering With The Scorecard
November 8, 2020
Donald Trump was causing drama on the golf course today, accusing one of his playing partners of cheating. "You're writing down my numbers wrong on purpose," Trump was heard saying. "Can we at least find someone who can keep my...
#BREAKING: Bill Shorten Demands Immediate Vote Recount Of 2019 Australian Federal Election
November 5, 2020
Former Labor Party leader Bill Shorten is attempting to re-write history today, calling for an immediate recount of votes in the 2019 Australian federal election. Shorten lost that election to Scott Morrison, with the coalition claiming a two-seat majority, with...
#BREAKING: Egg Boy Attacks Trump
November 2, 2020
Australia's favourite political activist has made a surprise international debut. A short time ago, Will Connolly - also known as Egg Boy - launched an attack on the US President at a rally in Michigan. The photo above, obtained by...
#BREAKING: Gladys Berejiklian’s Ex-Boyfriend Announced As New CEO Of Australia Post
October 28, 2020
The career of former disgraced politician Daryl Maguire has received a major lifeline today, after being announced as the new CEO of Australia Post. "I'm focused on continuing the transformation and modernisation journey that Australia Post has been on over...
#BREAKING: China’s President Refers To Covid-19 As “The White House Virus”
October 5, 2020
China's President has wished Donald Trump and his wife Melania "a speedy recovery" after they were diagnosed with Covid-19. But Xi JinPing has also used his address on Chinese state TV to criticise the White house. "The White House Virus...
Trump Calls Pete Evans, Urging Him To Get Tested For Corona
October 2, 2020
The US President has called Australian celebrity chef Pete Evans, urging him to get tested for Covid-19. "Get a test ASAP Pete," Donald Trump told Evans while on the phone in the Oval Office. "I thought Corona was bullshit too,...
Melania Demands Trump Stay 1.5M From Her At All Times, As They Both Test Positive For Covid
October 2, 2020
The US President Donald Trump and his wife have gone into quarantine after they both tested positive for Coronavirus a short time ago. The White House has announced strict quarantine laws will apply, and Melania Trump is enforcing some tough...
Andrews Unveils Mental Health Plan For Victorians Trying To Fit Into Their Jeans After Lockdown
September 21, 2020
As Victorians prepare for a further easing of lockdown restrictions, increasing numbers of Australian's face the very real prospect of wearing jeans again. "I've been wearing nothing but pyjamas and activewear for the last three months," says local woman Rachel...
#BREAKING: Peter Dutton Nominated For 2021 Nobel Peace Prize
September 10, 2020
Australia's Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has been nominated for the 2021 Nobel Peace Prize for his work promoting peace and harmony within Australia. The nomination was submitted by little known Norwegian right-leaning politician Jonas Claude-Rigge. "Peter Dutton has...
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