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KEEPING UP APPEARANCES: Westfield Bondi shopper using Kookai bag to conceal items she just bought at Kmart
FASHION FAUX PAS: The eastern suburbs fashion scene is in shock tonight, after a Westfield Bondi Junction shopper was caught red-handed using a Kookai shopping bag to disguise items she bought at discount retailer Kmart. A DBT reporter was on...
Man who still hasn’t slept or eaten in 24 hours, announces full recovery from Mardi Gras after having a multivitamin
SLIM DUSTY: A local man has staged a dramatic recovery from 24 hour hours non-stop partying. Sean Bates' Mardi Gras celebrations kicked off yesterday afternoon and ended 30 minutes ago after returning home from the Beresford after party. "I had...
#BREAKING: Man at local run club accused of being there for the wrong reasons
BAD INTENTIONS: A popular Sydney run club has been rocked by allegations that one its members, Vinnie Silvani, is not there to find love. "Vinnie is always just running and then leaving," said one member, "It's like he's not even...
#BREAKING: Taylor Swift loses her voice ahead of Australian tour, after too much screaming at the Super Bowl
I'M THE PROBLEM: Australian Taylor Swift fans are tonight praying the pop icon regains her voice after her boyfriend's team, the Kansas City Chiefs, won their third Super Bowl. Swift's vocal cords were pushed to their limits as she cheered...
#BREAKING: MAFS producer sacked after trying to match a couple who may actually be well suited
MAFS BOMBSHELL: A behind the scenes producer on Married At First Sight has been unceremoniously dumped from the show. Nine Network executives gave Mark Rundle his marching orders after he tried to do something entirely unheard of on MAFS –...
Sydney Uni now offering PhD course on how to avoid making one wrong turn & getting forced into the Harbour Tunnel
TAKING A TOLL: Sydney's confusing road network is taking growing numbers of drivers by surprise, especially when they get forced into a tunnel by mistake, costing them time and road tolls. Now, in a groundbreaking move, the University of Sydney...
#BREAKING: Man left red faced at Australia Day BBQ after yelling: ‘Aussie, Aussie Aussie…’ but nobody replied: ‘Oi Oi Oi’
AUSSIE BATTLER: Lunch hasn't even been served, but a Sydney man is already letting loose at an Australia Day BBQ today. After struggling to manage any lasting conversation with other guests, Chris Smithers decided to randomly yell out 'Aussie Aussie...
Local introvert wearing sign to prevent predictable small talk while walking his dog
CONVERSATION STOPPER: A local man has taken a unique approach to avoid the mundane chit chat that typically accompanies dog walking. Tom Halgos has begun wearing a sign around his neck with key information about his dog Holly to preempt...
Man dies of starvation after waiting for half decent option to emerge on the Sushi Train
FEELING PECKISH: In a bizarre and tragic incident, a Sydney man has died this afternoon after blacking out at a local Sushi Train. CCTV footage showed the man in the eatery for 45 minutes without eating anything. His wife, who was...
#BREAKING: Network TEN announce Lisa Wilkinson to host a local version of Judge Judy
CAREER PIVOT: Senior TV journalist and presenter Lisa Wilkinson is set to play the role of Judge Judy in a local version of the popular show. The original Judge Judy TV show – hosted by Judge Judy Sheindlin – was...
