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#BREAKING: PM Agrees To Stand Aside Until 70% Of Australia’s Population Is Vaccinated

Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is set to take over running the country, as the PM agrees to temporarily stand aside. "My government and I have decided this is the best course of action for the nation," says Scott Morrison....
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Army Shuts Down TV Show After The Bachelor Tried Including 23 Women In His Singles Bubble

Filming of Network TEN's reality TV show 'The Bachelor' has come to abrupt end after the Australian Defence Force stormed the Bachelor mansion this afternoon. "We have to be consistent in our enforcement of public health orders," says Defence Force...
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#BREAKING: Sydney’s Delta Outbreak Traced Back To Jimmy From The Bachelor

NSW Health contact tracers have identified the 2021 Bachelor Jimmy Nicholson as patient zero for Sydney's Delta outbreak. "Initially we believed it was a Bondi limousine driver, however further contact tracing work shows it was actually Mr Nicholson from The...
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#BREAKING: NSW Government Ends Lockdown After Listening To Protestors

BACK FLIP: The state government has today announced an end to Greater Sydney's lockdown, amid violent scenes at anti-lockdown protests around the country. In a hastily arranged press conference this afternoon, the NSW Premier announced the full withdrawal of all...
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Federal Police Deploy Westpac Rescue Helicopter In Desperate Search For Scott Morrison

A dramatic search and rescue operation is underway as authorities attempt to locate Australia's Prime Minister. Scott Morrison hasn't been seen or heard for six days, despite the country in the grip of the pandemic, and with huge questions over...
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QLD Premier Rules NSW Players Must Always Remain At Least 1.5M Apart During Origin Final

One week out from the State of Origin final, NSW's bid for a series clean sweep has been dealt a potentially lethal blow. Ahead of next Wednesday's match at Stadium Australia, the Queensland Premier has announced that NSW players must...
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Anti Face Mask Activist Now Refusing To Wear Ventilator Mask After Getting Serious Case Of Covid

A dramatic stand off has emerged between a doctor in intensive care and an anti-masker who has now contracted a serious case of Covid-19. Even with extreme difficulty breathing, Phil Wright is refusing to wear a ventilator face mask. "The...
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#BREAKING: Byron Shire Council Announces Travel Bubble With Bondi

SPECIAL EXEMPTION: From next Monday Bondi residents will be allowed to travel to Byron Bay under a new arrangement between the Byron Shire Council and Waverley Council. "The travel bubble is an important way of keeping Byron Bay's economy healthy,"...
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Local Stoner Switches Into Lockdown Mode Without Noticing Any Real Difference

EASY TRANSITION: A Sydney man who is a heavy cannabis user says he's settling into lockdown conditions without any noticeable impact on his normal life. "Yeah luckily for me it doesn't really affect me too much," says Rob Morris. "The...
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#BREAKING: Biloela Family Request Deportation Back To Sri Lanka After Seeing How Boring Perth Is

The Murugappan family have formally volunteered deportation back to Sri Lanka after arriving in Perth, where their young daughter is being treated for a serious illness. "This place is terrible," says father Nades Murugappan. "It's just so fucking boring here."...
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