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#BREAKING: Dan Andrews steps down, after getting new job as spokesman for North Face puffer jackets
NEW ADVENTURE: Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has fronted the media in a snap press conference to announce the next "exciting phase" of his career. "A short time ago I accepted a job offer as the official spokesman for North Face puffer...
#BREAKING: Severe parking shortage at Balmoral Beach forces angry driver to take drastic action
BEACHFRONT PARKING: A Sydney driver has taken bold and drastic action today amid a severe and ongoing shortage of parking options at Balmoral Beach. Peta McKenny-Drake told DBT that she'd been driving around Balmoral, Mosman and other surrounding areas for...
#BREAKING: Sydney man dies of starvation while waiting for girlfriend to take photos of food
LAST SUPPER: A night out for dinner at a popular Asian fusion restaurant ended in tragedy last night. Brigid Culvey-Wright reportedly took photos of the food for more than 20 minutes, severely underestimating how hungry her boyfriend was, after a...
Woman who saved 25c by remembering to bring her re-usable bag to Woolies, rewards herself with a $5k bag from Christian Dior
SUPERMARKET SAVINGS: A Double Bay woman was flaunting her new Christian Dior tote bag this afternoon. She purchased it after some quick thinking while getting ready to go to the supermarket. “Instead of buying a new recyclable bag like I...
‘THE BAY BOYS’ Police warning of a ‘Bra Boys’ style gang now operating in Double Bay
ESHAY BAH: Double Bay's tranquil streets are being threatened by a new gang dubbed 'The Bay Boys,' who appear to be based on Maroubra's infamous 'Bra Boys'. "The Bay Boys are flourishing in and around Double Bay," says Chief Inspector...
Albo reveals real reason Joyce is leaving Qantas early: “I have appointed him federal transport minister”
SPIRIT OF AUSTRALIA: The PM has today announced an unexpected cabinet reshuffle, with Qantas CEO Alan Joyce to step into the coveted role of federal transport minister. "Who better understands the complexities of Australian transport than someone who has been...
REPORT: Local woman wishes her sugar daddy a ‘Happy Father’s Day’
WHO'S YOUR DADDY: In a cheeky twist to Father's Day, a 28 year old local woman has extended her well-wishes for a 'Happy Father's Day' to her 54 year old sugar daddy. "Ever since we met, you've been an excellent...
#EXCLUSIVE: Qantas’ strict no pets in cabin policy relaxed exclusively for Albo and his dog
SPIRIT OF AUSTRALIA: In a groundbreaking and controversial move, Qantas has relaxed its longstanding no-pet in cabin policy for Australia's PM and his beloved canine Toto. "We believe in a fair go for all," says Qantas CEO Alan Joyce, "Well,...
Coles introduce limit on how many avocados shoppers can squeeze before committing to one
SMASHED AVO: Coles has announced that shoppers will be limited to squeezing no more than three avocados before making their selection. "So for example if you're shopping with one other person, you can squeeze 6 avocados between you," says a...
Qantas announces record profit after selling passengers’ lost luggage
CASH CONVERTERS: Qantas' move into the second hand clothing and luggage industry has helped it achieve a record $2.5 billion profit. "Our core flying business is still recovering from the pandemic, but our new thrift store offering is performing very...
