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Waverley Council announce bold proposal to rename Bondi Junction ‘West Bondi’
GONE WEST: Waverley Council has unveiled a plan to rebrand the entire Bondi Junction commercial hub as 'West Bondi.' “Calling it West Bondi brings it into line with the naming convention for suburbs like 'North Bondi and South Bondi," says...
Man braving the bitter cold under layers of heavy clothing still very focused on rolling up his chinos to fully expose his ankles
FASHION FIRST: Today's winter temperatures couldn't stop one local man from having his ankles fully exposed while walking around the city. 28 year old Max Illich was seen wearing a beanie, a chunky turtleneck sweater and a heavy jacket, but...
#BREAKING: Tropical Cyclone Alfred downgraded to a mainstream news media clickbait conspiracy
MEDIA STORM: In a twist even the most dramatic weather forecasters didn’t see coming, Tropical Cyclone Alfred has been downgraded to a mainstream news media clickbait conspiracy. After days of frenzied warnings and frantic panic buying, it turns out Alfred...
Local man dies of starvation after waiting for half decent option to emerge on the Sushi Train
FEELING PECKISH: In a bizarre and tragic incident, a Sydney man has died this afternoon after blacking out at a local Sushi Train. CCTV footage showed the man in the eatery for 45 minutes without eating anything. His wife, who was...
Eastern suburbs man applies to go on Farmer Wants A Wife after buying a pair of R.M. Williams
CONCRETE COWBOY: A Point Piper man looking for love is hoping that buying a pair of R.M. Williams will qualify him for Channel Seven's reality TV show Farmer Wants A Wife. "Working in corporate finance, I rarely get to leave...
“I’m pleased to announce Austria will be exempt from U.S trade tariffs,” says Trump after “constructive call” with Anthony Albanese
MISTAKEN IDENTITY: Fresh from a chat with the Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, the U.S President has declared Austria free from US trade tariffs. "The Austrian PM and I have negotiated an exemption from impending U.S. trade tariffs," says Trump....
#BREAKING: Instagram unveils new ‘accounts you’ve blocked in common’ feature
LET'S UNITE: Instagram is making waves today after unveiling its latest feature which aims to bring users together through shared grievances. The popular social networking app has always allowed users to see who they follow in common. But now, they...
KEEPING UP APPEARANCES: Local shopper using Kookai bag to conceal items she just bought at Kmart
FASHION FAUX PAS: The eastern suburbs fashion scene is in shock tonight, after a Westfield Bondi Junction shopper was caught red-handed using a Kookai shopping bag to disguise items she bought at discount retailer Kmart. A DBT reporter was on...
Sydney Uni now offering PhD course on how to avoid making one wrong turn & getting forced into the Harbour Tunnel
TAKING A TOLL: Sydney's confusing road network is taking growing numbers of drivers by surprise, especially when they get forced into a tunnel by mistake, costing them time and road tolls. Now, in a groundbreaking move, the University of Sydney...
“Sorry, I have to cancel tonight because of the train strike!” says eastern suburbs woman who hasn’t used public transport in 13 years
DERAILED: A Bondi Junction woman is using the ongoing train strike as a get-out-of-jail-free card to bail on a social engagement, despite not having used the rail network in over a decade. She was due to meet her friend at...
