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Eddie McGuire Applies For Job Seeker Allowance After Suspension Of Millionaire Hot Seat
Controversial TV host Eddie McGuire has applied for the federal government's Job Seeker allowance of $550 a fortnight. It follows the suspension of the TV show he hosts on Channel Nine The Millionaire Hot Seat. The show is filmed at...
#BREAKING: Russia’s Coronavirus Vaccine Now Available For Sale Globally On eBay
Russia's groundbreaking coronavirus vaccine is now available on the popular ecommerce platform eBay. "We're working quickly to make the vaccine available to as many people as possible," says Russian President Vladimir Putin. "Together, we can now definitely stop the spread."...
Security Fail To Get Trump Shot After Abruptly Removing Him From A Press Briefing
The U.S Secret Service have failed to get Donald Trump shot after they heard gunfire outside the White House this morning. The U.S President had only been speaking for three minutes when a security agent stopped him mid-sentence and pulled...
#BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell Jumps To Defence Of Ellen DeGeneres
Imprisoned British socialite Ghislaine Maxwell is the latest celebrity to speak out in defence of embattled talk show host Ellen DeGeneres. "Ellen is actually really lovely," claims Maxwell. "I think she's just the target of a witch hunt and it's...
Ellen To Give Every American $1k In Desperate Bid To Repair Reputation
Embattled talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has announced that she's giving every American $1000. "If you're American, you deserve it," she says. "See it as an economic stimulus payment to help with the tough times." Ellen made her announcement in...
Arrested BLM Protest Organiser Requests Private Holding Cell ‘Due To Covid’
The organiser of today's illegal Black Lives Matter protest in Sydney has requested to be held in a private holding cell after being arrested today. Just before midday, Paddy Gibson was taken to Sydney Central Police Station where he was...
Victoria’s Coronavirus Outbreak Traced Back To Ciarran From Bachelor In Paradise
'Patient zero' of Victoria's Covid-19 outbreak has been identified as controversial love rat Ciarran Stott from Network TEN's reality TV dating show Bachelor in Paradise. "He's a super spreader," says Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews. "Investigators from Victoria's Health Department have...
Victorian Premier Calls Pete Evans For Help On Dealing With Coronavirus
In the grip of the Coronavirus pandemic, the Victorian Premier is reaching out for help. Daniel Andrews has confirmed that he's spoken on the phone to wellness and public relations guru Pete Evans. "We chatted for about 20 minutes," says...
#BREAKING: Queen Announces Coronavirus Has Claimed The Life Of Ghislaine Maxwell
British socialite Ghislaine Maxwell has reportedly died while being treated for Coronavirus in a New York hospital. A photo of Ms Maxwell in hospital was released a short time ago by Buckingham Palace. "The Royal Family offers Ms Maxwell's family...
#BREAKING: Sam Newman Joins The One Nation Political Party
Pauline Hanson's One Nation party has today unveiled its newest recruit. Outspoken football commentator Sam Newman is joining the party as a Senator for Victoria. "I have utmost respect for Sam," says Pauline Hanson. "Many of his core values align...
