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#BREAKING: Qantas CEO Unable To Get To Work Due To Train Delays & Cancellations
POT KETTLE BLACK: The Qantas CEO is today lashing out at Sydney trains, as strike activity causes delays and cancellations across the rail network. Alan Joyce arrived at Central Station this morning on his way to work, but he was...
#BREAKING: CCTV Footage Shows Qantas’ CEO Trying On Clothes He Found In Lost Luggage
BAGGAGE CLAIM: Qantas CEO Alan Joyce is facing calls to resign after CCTV footage showed him rifling through his airline's lost luggage department looking for new clothes. The video shows Mr Joyce trying on several clothing items, and asking colleagues...
#BREAKING: Man Accused Of Cheating On Wife Posts Happy Family Pic To Instagram
COVERING HIS TRACKS: Rumours about Zac Woodhouse's infidelity began circulating last month, after a wild night out with his single friends. Now the 37 year old is fighting back, posting a set piece photo of his wife and family in...
Schapelle Corby Arrested After Entering Australia With A Boogie Board Bag Full Of Lettuce
LETTUCE SMUGGLER: Eight years after being freed from a Bali prison, Schapelle Corby is back in custody this afternoon. The 44 year old was arrested a short time ago by the Australian Federal Police at Sydney airport, after attempting to...
Smooth Operator: Man Checks Out Without The ‘Assistance Required’ Screen Coming Up Once
RARE EVENT: A Monday morning trip to Woolworths has ended in a major breakthrough for one Sydney shopper and his wife. Paul Granger has reportedly become Woolworths' first customer to check out groceries without the 'assistance required' screen coming up...
#BREAKING: Elon Musk Purchases Tinder For $9 Billion, In Desperate Bid To Find A Girlfriend
TINDER SWINDLER: He's the world's richest man who launches rockets to the moon, makes cameo appearances on Rick and Morty, and smokes joints on Joe Rogan's podcast. But it seems Elon Musk remains lonely. Yesterday he announced the purchase of social...
#BREAKING: Dion From MAFS Now Dating Show ‘Expert’ Alessandra Rampolla
LAST LAUGH: After being brutally betrayed on national television, Dion Giannarelli is making an impressive comeback. The 34 year old, who was cheated on during the latest season of Married At First Sight, has today revealed exclusively to DBT that...
#BREAKING: Network TEN Announce ‘The Tinder Swindler’ As The Next Bachelor
RISING STAR: After finding fame on the Netflix documentary 'The Tinder Swindler,' Shimon Hayut is set to grace our TV screens again as the next Bachelor on Network TEN. "This is a great opportunity for me to find true love,"...
PM Punches A Bong After Focus Groups Show Overwhelming Support For Grace Tame
WAKE N BAKE: The Prime Minister has punched a bong early this morning during a press conference at Parliament House in Canberra. "That didn't even touch the sides," Scott Morrison told reporters immediately after exhaling. "I'll be keen for another...
#BREAKING: Scott Morrison Remains Completely Unaware He’s Hated By Grace Tame
NOT TAME: A photo has captured a tense moment with the Prime Minister and 2021 Australian of the Year Grace Tame. The 27-year-old advocate for survivors of sexual assault completely barred Scott Morrison with some heavy daggar eyes at The...
