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#BREAKING: Australian Olympic hockey player in Paris apologises to his teammates for failing to score them cocaine
POINTS FOR TRYING: He only scored one goal on the field while playing hockey for Australia at the Olympics. But now Tom Craig has apologised to his teammates for failing to score something much more important. "Sorry guys, I've let...
Bondi man cancels Mykonos trip at the last minute to risk life and limb swimming with sharks off Brazil
CHOPPY WATERS: A Bondi man who was planning a trip to the Greek Island of Mykonos has had a last minute change of heart after hearing about the cocaine filled waters off the coast of Brazil. "I landed in Rio...
Local man dies of starvation while waiting for his girlfriend to take photos of food
LAST SUPPER: A lunch date at an upmarket Sydney cafe has claimed the life of 24 year old Arvin Garcia. His girlfriend reportedly took photos of their food for more than 20 minutes, severely underestimating how hungry he was. Mr...
#BREAKING: Double Bay diner orders directly from the menu, without making any changes or special requests
A LA CARTE: In what's being hailed as a world first, a local woman has ordered directly off a menu, without making any special requests or negotiating with the waitress. The incident took place this afternoon at the popular Bake...
Local 6’5″ finance bro with trust fund now wearing blue contact lenses to broaden his reach with the ladies
BLUE STEEL: In a bid to fully embrace the "I'm looking for a guy in finance, trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes" meme, local finance worker Nathan Joseph has suddenly started wearing blue contact lenses. The 34 year old, known for...
Local couples therapist now offering special deal: For an extra $200, he’ll say who is correct
MONEY TALKS: A Sydney therapist is offering a brave new approach to couples counselling. Psychologist James Marshall is bypassing the traditional technique of staying neutral, and being supportive of both people in the relationship. "I'm turning conventional techniques on their...
Sydney family of four who can’t afford their power bills forced to spend evenings at Vivid
LET THERE BE LIGHT: In a twist of irony befitting the times, a Sydney family grappling with exorbitant power bills has found an illuminating solution: spending their evenings at Vivid Sydney. The Hoggart's recently found themselves facing an impossible choice:...
Eastern suburbs coke enthusiast says $300 federal budget rebate doesn’t quite go far enough
BUDGET BLUES: In a startling display of financial frivolity, a Potts Point man is voicing his dissatisfaction with the federal government's $300 budget rebate, saying it simply doesn't stretch far enough to support his lifestyle. "It's a real slap in...
Merivale unveil new Totti’s wood-fired puffy bread flavoured vape
SMOKE AND MIRRORS: Merivale says it's aiming to offer the taste of Totti's famous puffy bread to everyone, even those who are unable to get a reservation at the popular restaurant chain. "Here at Merivale we're all about inclusion," says...
#BREAKING: Man at local run club accused of being there for the wrong reasons
BAD INTENTIONS: A popular Sydney run club has been rocked by allegations that one its members, Vinnie Silvani, is not there to find love. "Vinnie is always just running and then leaving," said one member, "It's like he's not even...
