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#BREAKING: MAFS producer sacked after trying to match a couple who may actually be well suited
MAFS BOMBSHELL: A behind the scenes producer on Married At First Sight has been unceremoniously dumped from the show. Nine Network executives gave Mark Rundle his marching orders after he tried to do something entirely unheard of on MAFS –...
#BREAKING: Man left red faced at Australia Day BBQ after yelling: ‘Aussie, Aussie Aussie…’ but nobody replied: ‘Oi Oi Oi’
AUSSIE BATTLER: Lunch hasn't even been served, but a Sydney man is already letting loose at an Australia Day BBQ today. After struggling to manage any lasting conversation with other guests, Chris Smithers decided to randomly yell out 'Aussie Aussie...
Local introvert wearing sign to prevent predictable small talk while walking his dog
CONVERSATION STOPPER: A local man has taken a unique approach to avoid the mundane chit chat that typically accompanies dog walking. Tom Halgos has begun wearing a sign around his neck with key information about his dog Holly to preempt...
#BREAKING: Network TEN announce Lisa Wilkinson to host a local version of Judge Judy
CAREER PIVOT: Senior TV journalist and presenter Lisa Wilkinson is set to play the role of Judge Judy in a local version of the popular show. The original Judge Judy TV show – hosted by Judge Judy Sheindlin – was...
Daniel Andrews’ North Face jacket collection to go on display at the Melbourne Museum
ADVENTURE MAN: The former Victorian Premier has announced that his coveted North Face jacket collection will be going on display at the prestigious Melbourne Museum. "I'm sharing my North Face jacket collection with the people of Victoria," Daniel Andrews said,...
#BREAKING: Dan Andrews steps down, after getting new job as spokesman for North Face puffer jackets
NEW ADVENTURE: Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has fronted the media in a snap press conference to announce the next "exciting phase" of his career. "A short time ago I accepted a job offer as the official spokesman for North Face puffer...
#BREAKING: Severe parking shortage at Balmoral Beach forces angry driver to take drastic action
BEACHFRONT PARKING: A Sydney driver has taken bold and drastic action today amid a severe and ongoing shortage of parking options at Balmoral Beach. Peta McKenny-Drake told DBT that she'd been driving around Balmoral, Mosman and other surrounding areas for...
‘THE BAY BOYS’ Police warning of a ‘Bra Boys’ style gang now operating in Double Bay
ESHAY BAH: Double Bay's tranquil streets are being threatened by a new gang dubbed 'The Bay Boys,' who appear to be based on Maroubra's infamous 'Bra Boys'. "The Bay Boys are flourishing in and around Double Bay," says Chief Inspector...
Albo reveals real reason Joyce is leaving Qantas early: “I have appointed him federal transport minister”
SPIRIT OF AUSTRALIA: The PM has today announced an unexpected cabinet reshuffle, with Qantas CEO Alan Joyce to step into the coveted role of federal transport minister. "Who better understands the complexities of Australian transport than someone who has been...
REPORT: Local woman wishes her sugar daddy a ‘Happy Father’s Day’
WHO'S YOUR DADDY: In a cheeky twist to Father's Day, a 28 year old local woman has extended her well-wishes for a 'Happy Father's Day' to her 54 year old sugar daddy. "Ever since we met, you've been an excellent...
