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Merivale unveil new Totti’s wood-fired puffy bread flavoured vape
SMOKE AND MIRRORS: Merivale says it's aiming to offer the taste of Totti's famous puffy bread to everyone, even those who are unable to get a reservation at the popular restaurant chain. "Here at Merivale we're all about inclusion," says...
#BREAKING: Man at local run club accused of being there for the wrong reasons
BAD INTENTIONS: A popular Sydney run club has been rocked by allegations that one its members, Vinnie Silvani, is not there to find love. "Vinnie is always just running and then leaving," said one member, "It's like he's not even...
#BREAKING: Taylor Swift loses her voice ahead of Australian tour, after too much screaming at the Super Bowl
I'M THE PROBLEM: Australian Taylor Swift fans are tonight praying the pop icon regains her voice after her boyfriend's team, the Kansas City Chiefs, won their third Super Bowl. Swift's vocal cords were pushed to their limits as she cheered...
#BREAKING: MAFS producer sacked after trying to match a couple who may actually be well suited
MAFS BOMBSHELL: A behind the scenes producer on Married At First Sight has been unceremoniously dumped from the show. Nine Network executives gave Mark Rundle his marching orders after he tried to do something entirely unheard of on MAFS –...
#BREAKING: Man left red faced at Australia Day BBQ after yelling: ‘Aussie, Aussie Aussie…’ but nobody replied: ‘Oi Oi Oi’
AUSSIE BATTLER: Lunch hasn't even been served, but a Sydney man is already letting loose at an Australia Day BBQ today. After struggling to manage any lasting conversation with other guests, Chris Smithers decided to randomly yell out 'Aussie Aussie...
Local introvert wearing sign to prevent predictable small talk while walking his dog
CONVERSATION STOPPER: A local man has taken a unique approach to avoid the mundane chit chat that typically accompanies dog walking. Tom Halgos has begun wearing a sign around his neck with key information about his dog Holly to preempt...
#BREAKING: Network TEN announce Lisa Wilkinson to host a local version of Judge Judy
CAREER PIVOT: Senior TV journalist and presenter Lisa Wilkinson is set to play the role of Judge Judy in a local version of the popular show. The original Judge Judy TV show – hosted by Judge Judy Sheindlin – was...
Daniel Andrews’ North Face jacket collection to go on display at the Melbourne Museum
ADVENTURE MAN: The former Victorian Premier has announced that his coveted North Face jacket collection will be going on display at the prestigious Melbourne Museum. "I'm sharing my North Face jacket collection with the people of Victoria," Daniel Andrews said,...
#BREAKING: Dan Andrews steps down, after getting new job as spokesman for North Face puffer jackets
NEW ADVENTURE: Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has fronted the media in a snap press conference to announce the next "exciting phase" of his career. "A short time ago I accepted a job offer as the official spokesman for North Face puffer...
#BREAKING: Severe parking shortage at Balmoral Beach forces angry driver to take drastic action
BEACHFRONT PARKING: A Sydney driver has taken bold and drastic action today amid a severe and ongoing shortage of parking options at Balmoral Beach. Peta McKenny-Drake told DBT that she'd been driving around Balmoral, Mosman and other surrounding areas for...
