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People Suddenly Uninvited From NYE House Parties Now Protesting New Restrictions
Protests have broken out across greater Sydney this afternoon in response to tighter restrictions on New Year's Eve household gatherings. The Premier has reduced the number of guests allowed from 10 to 5, after a surge of 18 new covid...
#BREAKING: Premier Cancels Fireworks Due To Covid, ‘But ABC TV To Air Last Year’s Display’
One day after saying the fireworks will take place as originally planned, the NSW Premier has reversed the decision, announcing the shock cancellation of the event. "The threat from covid-19 is still too high," says Gladys Berejiklian. "The government apologises...
#BREAKING: ‘Honey Badger’ Identified As Patient Zero For Northern Beaches Outbreak
Contact tracers have identified former Wallaby and reality TV star Nick 'The Honey Badger' Cummins as patient zero for the Northern Beaches Covid-19 outbreak. "Anyone who has come into contact with Nick is urged to isolate immediately," says the NSW...
#BREAKING: Australia’s PM Threatens To Suspend Tim Tam Exports To China
An escalation of tensions between Australia and China could result in a fully fledged trade war between the two countries, analysts say. Today Scott Morrison has threatened to suspend exports to China of Australia's most valuable export. "We need to...
QLD Premier Opens Border To All Australians, Except Gladys Berejiklian Who Failed To Self-Isolate
Annastacia Palaszczuk has finally announced the Queensland border will reopen to millions of people in NSW and Victoria on December 1. But the border will remain closed to one very important NSW resident. "Gladys Berejiklian is not welcome in Queensland,"...
#BREAKING: QLD Premier Cancels State Of Origin Decider “Due To Covid Fears”
NSW State of Origin players and fans have been dealt a shocking blow today, with the QLD Premier announcing next week's deciding match in Brisbane has been cancelled. "I know it's dramatic, but I've been left with little choice," says...
Trump Accuses Golf Partner Of Tampering With The Scorecard
Donald Trump was causing drama on the golf course today, accusing one of his playing partners of cheating. "You're writing down my numbers wrong on purpose," Trump was heard saying. "Can we at least find someone who can keep my...
#BREAKING: Bill Shorten Demands Immediate Vote Recount Of 2019 Australian Federal Election
Former Labor Party leader Bill Shorten is attempting to re-write history today, calling for an immediate recount of votes in the 2019 Australian federal election. Shorten lost that election to Scott Morrison, with the coalition claiming a two-seat majority, with...
#BREAKING: Egg Boy Attacks Trump
Australia's favourite political activist has made a surprise international debut. A short time ago, Will Connolly - also known as Egg Boy - launched an attack on the US President at a rally in Michigan. The photo above, obtained by...
#BREAKING: Gladys Berejiklian’s Ex-Boyfriend Announced As New CEO Of Australia Post
The career of former disgraced politician Daryl Maguire has received a major lifeline today, after being announced as the new CEO of Australia Post. "I'm focused on continuing the transformation and modernisation journey that Australia Post has been on over...
