Merivale unveil new Totti’s wood-fired puffy bread flavoured vape

SMOKE AND MIRRORS: Merivale says it’s aiming to offer the taste of Totti’s famous puffy bread to everyone, even those who are unable to get a reservation at the popular restaurant chain.

“Here at Merivale we’re all about inclusion,” says a spokesperson.

“That’s why we’re excited to announce the release of a groundbreaking new product: the Totti’s Wood-Fired Bread flavored vape.”

Inspired by the irresistible aroma of freshly baked bread wafting from Totti’s famed wood-fired oven, the vape promises to deliver the authentic taste with every puff.

“It’s a great option for those who want the taste of Totti’s bread, without the carbs,” says Merivale.

The vape is now available at all Merivale venues, as well as all good convenience stores around the country.