Posts Tagged ‘Already Run’
Local Woman Updates Instagram Bio To ‘Wellness Expert’ After Losing Half A Kilogram
THE BIG REVEAL: What started as a plan to get bikini-ready, has ended in a complete career overhaul. And it’s all happened in three months. In July, Elle Brockie set out to lose some weight. Today the former HR executive has announced she’s available for hire as a wellness consultant. “I’m a nutritionist, personal trainer and life coach all wrapped into one,” she says. “I actually just received my business cards now, so it’s definitely a real thing.” Ms Brockie didn’t reach her goal to lose 2 kilograms by the end of this month but she is now 0.6 kilograms…
Read MoreFacebook Changes Name Of ‘People You May Know’ Section To: ‘People You’re Trying To Avoid’
NO GO ZONE: Eagle-eyed social media users have noticed a small change to their Facebook interface. Overnight Facebook has changed the name of its ‘People you may know’ section to ‘People you’re trying to avoid.’ “We think the name change more accurately reflects user experience,” says Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg. The social media giant’s own research shows that 93% of users respond negatively to those appearing in the ‘People you may know’ section. “It’s mostly people I went to school with who I used to hate, and probably still hate,” says Facebook user Jolene Hoyle. “Or they’re random family friends…
Read MoreBald Man Accused of Cropping Facebook Profile Pic To Exclude Top Of Head
CROP TOP: A Brisbane man is accused of intentionally cropping his Facebook profile photo to exclude the top of his bald head. It’s understood Simon Harvey started losing his hair 5 years ago, at the tender age of 26. “Ever since then, he’s also been wearing hats, even on overcast days,” says one of his friends. “He’s also now begun wearing sunglasses on the top of his head.” With all of Simon Harvey’s Facebook photos set to private, his profile photo remains the only glimpse into how he looks these days. But the IT worker says he has nothing to…
Read MoreRetired Taxi Driver Goes Back To Work, Purely For The Social Activity
FOR THE LOVE OF IT: A lonely 71 year old former cab driver says he’s been forced back behind the wheel, but it has nothing to do with money. With a home in Sydney’s north and three investment properties, Ray Smith has no financial problems. Instead, he’s just looking to meet new people. “This weather has been pretty average….” he said to one passenger in a desperate attempt to get a conversation going. “Another one of my favourite conversation starters is ‘are you finished work for the day?’ he later told DBT. Ray Smith says returning to his former job…
Read MoreRose Bay Man Referring To Strangers As ‘Brah,’ In Desperate Bid To Fit In At The Coogee Bay Hotel
DOWN SOUTH: An eastern suburbs man has unveiled a subtle switch in language while out at the Coogee Bay Hotel today. Friends of Max Mansfield became concerned when they overheard him saying ‘brah’ several times to strangers. “It’s extremely out of character for him,” say Mansfield’s friends. “I’ve heard him say ‘bro’ a few times before, but never ‘brah.’ The 31 year old securities trader was heard saying to one stranger at the pub; ‘How’s your day going brah?’ ..That’s despite the fact that he rarely travels any further south than the SCG. “He’s just a nerdy guy from Rose…
Read MoreDouble Bay woman dumps boyfriend after he moved to Randwick
HEARTBREAK: A Double Bay woman has ended her 18 month relationship with a man who moved from Paddington to Randwick. “We had a great relationship,” says Ali Roonan. “I’m definitely going to miss him.” The 24 year old says the 6 kilometre distance between Double Bay and Randwick has proven too much. “I wouldn’t date anyone who lives south of Bondi Junction,” she says. “I don’t consider Randwick part of the eastern suburbs.” It’s understood her now ex-boyfriend’s place in Randwick is more than $50 a week cheaper than where he used to live in Paddington. “He tried to convince…
Read MoreLocal Personal Trainer Now Offering Unwanted Life Advice
LIFE COACH: A Sydney personal trainer is taking the next brave step in his two year personal training career. “The pandemic and economic issues continue to take a big toll on mental health,” says Blake Bourke. “That’s why I’m now offering my clients helpful lifestyle advice.” The 29 year old rejects suggestions he’s not qualified to delve into his client’s life matters. “Once you understand the body, you can understand the mind. Plus I completed my personal training certificate 4.” And he says no topic is off limits. “Diet, sleep, relationships, work, finance, whatever it is, I can help,” he says.…
Read More‘I Don’t Need Alcohol To Have Fun,’ Says Man Who Vapes Weed Oil 24/7
ON HIS HIGH HORSE: Chris Hindmarsh says Australia has a drinking problem. “Alcohol is central to so many parts of our culture these days,” he told DBT. “Most of my friends rely on alcohol to have a good time.” “A lot of them are full blown alcoholics I reckon.” And while he often talks about not drinking much alcohol himself, a DBT investigation has found he smokes cannabis from a vape pen pretty much all day every day. “Yeah to be honest, I don’t mind the odd smoke here and there,” he admitted. “But weed is all natural, it’s so…
Read MoreBITTER SWEETS: Local Woman Refusing To Order Dessert Unless Boyfriend Agrees To Eat Some
STAND OFF: Giselle Tammer and her boyfriend Mark Rollerson are currently engaged in a tense stand off at a Sydney restaurant. Ms Tammer wants to order Creme Brûlée but will only do so if her boyfriend of three years agrees to eat half of it. “I’m already full,” says Mark Rollerson. “You can have the whole thing.” Relationship expert John Smiley told DBT that Mr Rollerson is likely to view his offer as a sign of generosity. “But our research shows that many women don’t consume high calorie food in public, unless friends or loved ones join in.” The stand…
Read More#BREAKING: Man Accused Of Cheating On Wife Posts Happy Family Pic To Instagram
COVERING HIS TRACKS: Rumours about Zac Woodhouse’s infidelity began circulating last month, after a wild night out with his single friends. Now the 37 year old is fighting back, posting a set piece photo of his wife and family in a desperate attempt to fend off the gossip. “My wife hates me at the moment, but hopefully this photo will go someway to restore my reputation in the broader community,” says Zac Woodhouse. But those who spoke to DBT remain unconvinced. “That photo is from four years ago,” says one of Mr Woodhouse’s friends. “In fact I don’t think I’ve…
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