Posts Tagged ‘Already Run’
Sydney Real Estate Agent Starter Pack: Everything You Need
Being a real estate agent in Sydney is much harder than it looks, especially if you’re working in the eastern suburbs. So DBT has produced this handy starter kit to help you get started. Following this simple guide may even lead to the ultimate real estate career pinnacle; to be a cast member on Luxe Listings Sydney. Being a real estate agent – and being deceptive – go hand in hand. That’s why you should feel comfortable using fake tan, a fake watch, and most importantly purchase thousands of fake Instagram followers. You’ll need those followers so putting ‘Public Figure’…
Read MoreOld Friendship Now Consists Solely Of Tagging Each Other In Memes
Two local men say their friendship is as strong as ever, even though they haven’t spoken in six years. Old mates Harry Rollo and Phil Shoebridge say their friendship now consists entirely of tagging each other in memes on Facebook and Instagram. “One of us will tag the other and there might be a few follow up comments between us also,” says Harry Rollo. “It works well.” The pair finished school together ten years ago. They refute claims their friendship is not as strong as it was when they would also call, text and even see each other face to…
Read MoreLocal Woman Selling Her Clothes On FB Marketplace Purely For The Modelling Experience
BIG BREAK: A Sydney woman is taking the next brave step in her fledgling modelling career. Lucy London has updated her Instagram bio to ‘Fashion Model’ after listing some of her clothes on Facebook Marketplace. “I can’t believe it’s finally happening,” she told DBT. “I’ve dreamed of being a model since I was 8 years old.” The Paddington woman has a total of six pieces of her clothing available for sale, but she’s not doing it for the money. “It’s a great way to get modelling experience, and who knows, maybe I’ll get noticed by someone important in the industry.”…
Read MoreLocal Stoner With 4 Streaming TV Subscriptions, Now Considering Dropping His Health Insurance
PERSONAL FINANCE: A Sydney man with subscriptions to four separate streaming TV services has been forced to reassess his household budget. “I just got Apple TV,” says Greg Willet. “They’ve got some sick crime dramas on at the moment.” The stay at home stoner already has Netflix, Stan and Amazon Prime. The four services are costing him around $60 per month. To ease the financial pressure, the 32 year old says he’s now considering dropping his health insurance cover with NIB. “Something’s got to give,” says Willet. “Plus I can’t imagine much going wrong with my health. I barely even…
Read MoreBondi Actor Moves To Byron Because He Knows Someone There Who Knows Chris Hemsworth
BYRON BAE: A Sydney man is taking the next brave step in his fledgling acting career. After completing an acting class at NIDA, Grant Bastion has moved to Byron Bae, to hopefully score an introduction to Hollywood heavyweight Chris Hemsworth. “It’s not what you know, it’s who you know,” he told DBT. “And I know someone in Byron who says they’ve met Chris Hemsworth a few times.” The 31 year old former Vaucluse High School student’s film and TV credits include a short speaking part in a Woolworths ad in which he said: “That’s why I choose Woolies.” “I also…
Read MoreFragile Marriage Restored After Husband Writes Glowing Tribute To Wife.. And Posts It On Facebook
GETTING GRIEF: Ron Ferver has survived yet another potentially marriage crippling argument with his wife Melissa. It’s understood their 3 hour screaming match finally came to an end last night when Ron agreed to post a loving tribute to his wife in the form of a Facebook status update. ‘Melissa, you are my Angel,” he wrote. “My light, my love, my everything.’ “She made me do it,” Ron Ferver admitted to DBT. “It was 100% a set piece. She even wrote it and emailed it to me. I literally copied, pasted and posted it.” Melissa Ferver confirmed to our reporters…
Read MoreAlbo Goes On ‘The Voice,’ Just So He Can Tell His Backstory About Growing Up In Public Housing Again
WORKING CLASS MAN: The opposition leader has made an eleventh-hour pitch to voters ahead of Saturday’s federal election. Anthony Albanese appeared on last night’s episode of The Voice, performing a heart-wrenching rendition of Jimmy Barnes’ Working Class Man. Before his performance, the Labor leader once again shared his backstory about growing up in council housing in Sydney’s inner west. “My upbringing wasn’t easy,” he told the coaches. “A lot was uncertain, but my mum was determined that my life would be better than hers.” The story drew an emotional reaction from coach Rita Ora who was in tears throughout Albanese’s…
Read MoreSmooth Operator: Man Checks Out Without The ‘Assistance Required’ Screen Coming Up Once
RARE EVENT: A Monday morning trip to Woolworths has ended in a major breakthrough for one Sydney shopper and his wife. Paul Granger has reportedly become Woolworths’ first customer to check out groceries without the ‘assistance required’ screen coming up even once. The breakthrough was made a short time ago at Woolworths in Quakers Hill. “I couldn’t believe it,” Mr Granger told DBT. “Normally the ‘Assistance Required’ screen comes up at least a few times.” “Either that or the ‘unexpected item in the bagging area’ screen. The checkout terminal’s light starts flashing and the supervisor has to come over to…
Read MoreNine Network Announce Plan To Relaunch ‘A Current Affair’ As ‘A Karen Affair’
KAREN AFFAIRS: Channel Nine has announced a major shake-up of its flagship daily current affairs program A Current Affair. From next week, ACA will be known as AKA, or ‘A Karen Affair.’ “Our show is popular among white, entitled, middle aged women who complain to retail staff a lot,” says Nine’s head of programming Darren Rick. “Thanks to popular memes, these women have become known as ‘Karen,’ and that’s who we ‘re targeting.” The only casualty is the show’s long-time host Tracey Grimshaw. She’s being replaced by local discount coupon enthusiast Karen O’Neill. “Even though Tracey is idolised by all…
Read MorePlanning A Weekend Away With Friends Involves An Average Of 2,500 Text Messages: Report
GROUP CHAT: It’s meant to be a relaxing time away to connect with friends, but a new report has shed light on the number of text messages it takes to plan a simple weekend getaway. Researchers from the University of Melbourne interviewed people from 100 different friend groups who have attempted to plan a weekend trip within Australia in the past two years. “It took the average group 2,509 text messages to agree on a broad travel plan, and then implement it,” says lead researcher Ethan Sterling. “First, there’s a flurry of passionate discussion about a holiday location, as well…
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