Posts Tagged ‘Already Run’
“I just thought I’d jump on here quickly,” says local ‘content creator’ in TikTok video that required 14 takes & 2.5 hours of editing
BEHIND THE SCENES: Well-known for her breezy online persona, local influencer Eva Brahm has given DBT a first hand look at her video production process. In one of her latest social media videos, she began with her signature phrase “I just thought I’d jump on here quickly.” However DBT can confirm it took her 25 minutes to do her hair, 14 takes and 2.5 hours of painstaking editing, all for a video which ran for 23 seconds. “It’s all about maintaining authenticity,” Eva Brahm told our reporter. “But that takes work.” “I have to get the lighting right, and do…
Read MoreDouble Bay billionaire spends three hours at Kmart, demanding full refund on $20 toaster
TOASTER TANTRUM: Shoppers at Kmart in Bondi Junction Westfield were this morning subjected to tense scenes as a Double Bay woman clashed with staff over a $20 toaster. “It was extremely full on,” one shopper told DBT. “She was yelling loudly, demanding a full refund, complaining about the toaster’s uneven browning.” The woman – who DBT has uncovered as Sydney billionaire Karen Markov-Grella – was offered a credit note by staff, as the toaster had already been used. “You’re not being serious?” she was heard yelling. “I don’t want to buy more Kmart crap. I just want my $20 back.”…
Read More“It feels scary out here in the western suburbs,” says Rose Bay man visiting Broadway Shopping Centre
INNER WEST: In a tale of urban adventure and unexpected bravery, a Rose Bay man has recounted his experience on the other side of the city at Broadway Shopping Centre. Ned Coutts refers to the area as the ‘Western Suburbs,’ even though it’s on the edge of the CBD, and a 10 minute drive from his home in Rose Bay. “It’s a real culture shock coming out here,” he says. “There are people from all walks of life. It was overwhelming.” The 31 year old financial consultant was forced to visit Broadway Shopping Centre after work today to meet a…
Read MorePsychologists call for the term ‘mid-life crisis’ to include anyone over 30 y.o. who signs up for a marathon or half-marathon
NO TURNING BACK: A coalition of leading psychologists is advocating for a change in the meaning of the term “mid-life crisis.” They want it to include any marathon or half-marathon runners over the age of 30, particularly those who also take regular ice baths. It comes amid a disturbing new trend: 30-somethings purchasing running shoes, lycra shorts, and energy gels, and posting about their training progress all over social media. “It’s basically a cry for help,” says leading psychologist Ray Myerson. “When a 35-year-old who hasn’t run since high school suddenly decides to tackle a marathon, it’s less about health…
Read MoreLocal man dies of starvation while waiting for his girlfriend to take photos of food
LAST SUPPER: A lunch date at an upmarket Sydney cafe has claimed the life of 24 year old Arvin Garcia. His girlfriend reportedly took photos of their food for more than 20 minutes, severely underestimating how hungry he was. Mr Garcia began fading fast. Witnesses tell DBT they heard his ask “can I please just start eating already? I’m not feeling well.” And tragically those were his last words. When his girlfriend finally looked up from her phone to see her partner unconscious, she rushed him to the hospital. But it was too late. Doctors say he died of starvation.…
Read More#BREAKING: Local man using his wife’s $200 bottle of shampoo to wash his ball sack
HEAD & BOULDERS: The cost of living crisis has just become even more serious for one Sydney family. Last night Greg Noble liberally applied his wife’s $200 a bottle L’Oreal Kerastase hair elixir to wash his nether regions. “I’m not going to lie, my balls are feeling so soft and rejuvenated right now,” he told DBT. “But it was a costly mistake. “While in the shower, I thought it was my regular Palmolive 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner and body wash.” The discovery was made by Greg Noble’s wife who noticed his sweeter than normal smelling crown jewels. “She was very upset,”…
Read MoreLocal man sues Cranbrook school after his son finished year 12 there, but still refuses to wear a puffer jacket or R.M. Williams
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS: In an unprecedented move, a Sydney businessman has launched legal action against a prestigious eastern suburbs private school. Michael Pollard-Asquith is suing Cranbrook School, claiming “educational negligence” after his son, Oliver, completed year 12 last year but continues to refuse to wear a puffer jacket or R.M. Williams boots. “The school has obviously failed in its duty of care,” Michael Pollard-Asquith told DBT. “I didn’t pay $40,000 a year in tuition fees for Oliver to end up wearing hoodies and Converse sneakers. It’s an absolute joke.” Mr Pollard-Asquith claims his son’s refusal to wear puffer jackets or…
Read MoreStay-at-home mum updates LinkedIn job title to ‘Interior Designer’ after buying a chair for her living room
HIDDEN TALENT: The purchase of a stylish chair from the Harvey Norman website has pushed a Sydney mother of two to make the next bold step in her career. Amy Bridge has changed her LinkedIn job title to ‘Interior Designer’ after purchasing a chair for her living room. “It’s a super stylish one-seater in beige,” she proudly told DBT. “I think I’ve got a natural eye for design.” Ms Bridge, took delivery of the chair this afternoon. “I really enjoyed the process of buying it,” she says. “I learnt a lot about colours and I think I can help other…
Read MoreSydney Airport to cut waiting times at security screening by introducing a separate screening area for boomers
SLOW LANE: Sydney Airport has announced a groundbreaking initiative to streamline security processes and reduce wait times. “From the start of August travellers over the age of 60 will have a dedicated security screening area,” says a Sydney Airport spokesperson. “We believe this new system will benefit everyone.” Sydney Airport says its own research shows mixed-age security lines are significantly slowed down by boomers. “They often walk through metal detectors with belts still on,” says the spokesperson. “And they often can’t quite get their heads around taking laptops out of their bags.” The new 60 years and over security screening…
Read MoreCOST OF LIVING CRISIS: Local man chooses career as police officer as it’s now his only chance of driving a BMW
USE THE FORCE: A Sydney car enthusiast is taking drastic steps to ensure he regularly gets to drive a BMW. In response to the soaring cost of living, Kyle Aboudi-Regan, has joined the police force, citing the opportunity to drive a BMW 5 Series as his main motivation. “The other option was to get a job as a Sydney bus driver so that I could drive a Scania or a Volvo,” said the former accountant. “The choice was easy.” Friends and family of the 36 year old Rockdale man say he’s never displayed any interest in law enforcement, or serving…
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