Posts Tagged ‘Already Maybe’
“We should totally grab a beer soon!” says old friend who never even replies to your calls or texts
ON THE BEERS: Sam Galoti suggested to his old friend Peter Manning they “catch up for a beer soon.” That was 3 years ago, and Sam keeps suggesting it every time they bump into each other. “It’s so annoying,” Peter Manning told DBT. “He’s never actually suggested a time or place, but he always, always talks about it. I reckon he’s suggested it at least 20 times.” The pair met at university 5 years ago and they later coincidentally worked together for 18 months. Now they bump into each other on the street from time to time. “Honestly I really…
Read More‘THE BAY BOYS’ Police warning of a ‘Bra Boys’ style gang now operating in Double Bay
ESHAY BAH: Double Bay’s tranquil streets are being threatened by a new gang dubbed ‘The Bay Boys,’ who appear to be based on Maroubra’s infamous ‘Bra Boys’. “The Bay Boys are flourishing in and around Double Bay,” says Chief Inspector Angus Watt. “They’re often located in Kiaora Place near Bake Bar.” But unlike their rough-and-tumble Maroubra counterparts, The Bay Boys wear puffer jackets and tend not to use physical violence. “Instead they’re lodging complaints with the local council and using their white collar network to gain perks and special access,” says Inspector Watt. Several Bay Boys members have been cautioned by…
Read MoreThanking drivers at pedestrian crossings dramatically reduces chance of getting run over: Report
ROAD SAFETY: A new report shows thanking drivers while walking over pedestrian crossings can make you 94% safer. “It’s just a little friendly acknowledgement from the pedestrian, just to make sure they don’t get run over,” says Max Sebel of Road Safety Australia. The research shows pedestrians who don’t wave at drivers are significantly more likely to be the victim of a hit and run. “Even if the car has already come to a complete stop, we recommend offering at least a small wave to all drivers as you walk over a crossing,” says Max Sebel. “Also – if you…
Read MoreWoman now only answering calls from people who text first to disclose what the call is about
CALL SCREENING: A local woman is taking drastic steps to ensure she doesn’t get stuck on unwanted phone calls. She’s now requiring a text message or voice note from anyone before they attempt to call her. “It’s 2023,” says Tara Henry. “Even if it’s a call from a close friend, there’s no way I’d pick up without some idea of what it’s about first. It’s a trap for young players.” She says the screening technique has become common place among her friend groups. “If people do try calling me without any kind of warning text, I’ll just let the phone…
Read MoreNetflix introduce new viewing category: ‘Easy to follow while on your phone the whole time’
SECOND SCREEN: Global streaming giant Netflix has introduced a new category for viewers who often look at their phones while watching TV. “This is a fast growing audience segment,” says Netflix programming boss Felix Schuster. “Most viewers have the TV on in the background while focusing most of their attention on their phones.” The ‘Easy To Follow While On Your Phone The Whole Time’ category includes lots of “non-committal” viewing options like baking shows, reality TV and even Home & Away. “You don’t actually need to know what’s happening in these shows to continue watching them,” says Felix Schuster. “You…
Read MoreMacquarie Dictionary Names “I’m So Tired..” As The Most Popular Phrase For Australians Aged 30+
“Many people also say it when they have nothing else to talk about,” say language experts. GOOD CHAT: It’s the modern day catch cry. Burdened by too much work, social activity, family commitments and sleeping problems ‘”I’m so tired,” is now the most commonly used phrase for Australians aged 30 & over. The discovery was made by researchers at Macquarie Dictionary who attached listening devices to 3000 Australians over the last 6 months. “We noticed that ‘I’m so tired’ has also become the generic, default thing to say when people have nothing else to talk about,” say researchers. “So it…
Read More#BREAKING: DNA Testing Reveals John Howard Is Dominic Perrottet’s Father
RUNNING IN THE FAMILY: The former Australian PM John Howard & NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet both say they’re “overwhelmed and excited” to learn they are father and son. “It’s massive news,” says Perrottet. “I’ve always admired John’s brand of politics, and now I know why!” The discovery comes after Mr Perrottet took a DNA test with Ancestry.com. “I was adopted at birth, so it’s great to learn who my biological parents are,” he told DBT. “Now I’m even more focused on one day becoming Prime Minister like dad.” They pair say they’re looking forward to getting to know each other…
Read MoreWoman Promotes Boyfriend To Appear On Her Instagram Grid, After Months Of Stories Only
HARD LAUNCH: It’s the unwritten rule of relationship progression, the occasional Instagram story cameo, before eventually posting a photo of your partner on the grid. One Melbourne woman has taken the plunge tonight, hard launching her new boyfriend, Tom in a photo. “We’ve already been together for 3 months, so it was a bit weird not having him on my grid in any way shape or form,” Sophie Adam told DBT. “I first appeared on his grid a few weeks ago.” Ms Adam says for the first time in her relationship history she’s feeling “really comfortable” with her partner. “Hopefully…
Read MoreMan Updates His LinkedIn Bio To Include ‘Speaker,’ After Getting A Job In Telemarketing
ALL TALK: A local call centre worker has been accused of severely exaggerating his job description. Last week Tristan Micallef started a new job taking inbound customer service calls at Telstra. His only previous job was a furniture salesman. But the 25 year old’s LinkedIn profile tells a completely different story. It says he’s a: Client Solutions Manager | Communications Industry Thought Leader | Speaker | Coach & Mentor. “There is nothing wrong with Tristan’s job,” says colleague Martin Causley, who alerted DBT to the alleged breach. “But his LinkedIn profile suggests he’s going to be the next Anthony Robbins…
Read MoreVOTE BUYING: PM Passes New Laws Allowing 4WD’s To Park In Eastern Suburbs Loading Zones
ELECTION SWEETENER: Drivers of four-wheel drives and other off road vehicles in Sydney’s east will be allowed to park in loading zones, under new laws passed last week. “The federal government is committed to making life easier for owners of these vehicles,” says Prime Minister Scott Morrison. “Range Rovers and Land Cruisers are expensive, so we want to make sure these motorists are not subject to hefty parking fines as well.” The new rules come just months out from the federal election, as the coalition attempts to shore up votes in Wentworth, traditionally a safe Liberal seat. Eastern suburbs 4WD…
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