Posts Tagged ‘Euro summer’
Sydney man sparks investigation after going to Europe without posting a selfie at the departures sign
BORDER PATROL: A Sydney man is being questioned by police and immigration officials after failing to post the obligatory departures sign photo before going overseas. “This is uncharted territory for us,” says the NSW Police Commissioner. After returning from Europe last night, immigration officials detained Mark Reynolds. And they’ve confirmed his passport shows he did in fact fly from Sydney to London two weeks ago. “At this stage the man is being held for questioning at Bondi police station, but no charges have been laid,” say the police. “The concern is that he’s avoiding drawing attention to his travels as he may…
Read More“Work hard, play hard,” unemployed man captions Euro holiday photo and crops out his parents who paid for the entire trip
SELF-MADE MAN: A Sydney man’s Instagram flex has sparked a wave of backlash with an Instagram post from his luxurious European holiday. “Work hard, play hard,” Matt Frederick captioned a photo of himself at a picturesque beach on the Greek Island of Crete. His caption continued: “If you work hard and focus on what you want, you can get anything, including lavish overseas holidays!” “It’s so good to finally have a chance to wind down.” In the photo, he appeared alone, but DBT can reveal he cleverly cropped out his parents, who paid for all his flights, accomodation and meals.…
Read MoreCoogee man tries making his friends in Positano jealous by posting a selfie at Gordon’s Bay
DIGGING DEEP: Like many Australians, local man Gary Sirocco can’t afford to go overseas this winter. “It’s been difficult seeing my friends relentlessly posting photos from idyllic European locations,” he told DBT. “So I thought I’d give them a taste of what they’re missing back home.” This morning, in an ambitious attempt to outshine his friends vacationing in Italy’s Positano, the 29 year old posted a selfie from Gordon’s Bay in Sydney’s east. He captioned the post: “Who needs Positano when you have Gordon’s Bay! #WishYouWereHere #Wunderlust” “I’ve always thought Gordon’s Bay has a certain European beach vibe,” he says.…
Read MoreEastern suburbs woman files for divorce after realising her husband is taking her to Cairns, not Cannes
DEVIL IN THE DETAIL: A misunderstanding over a holiday destination is set to end the seven year marriage of one Sydney couple. Vicki Hamilton-Briggs has filed for divorce after discovering that her husband, Julian, was planning a surprise getaway to Cairns. “Cairns? In Queensland? You have to be joking!” she told her husband. “I thought you were taking me to Cannes, as in a romantic trip to the French Riviera!” Vicki Hamilton-Briggs says the confusion initially came about when she misread the itinerary. “I thought we’d be walking the red carpet and sipping champagne with celebrities at the Cannes film…
Read More“Going away this winter?” asks eastern suburbs man, only so he can launch into 5 minute monologue about his upcoming euro holiday
EURO FLEX: At a CBD cafe today a Bondi man feigned interest in his colleague’s travel plans, only as a springboard to talk about his own luxury Euro trip. “Going away this winter?” asked Fabian Teague-Wright. “I think I’m just going to visit my grandmother in Wollongong,” said the colleague. “That sounds nice,” replied Teague-Wright. “I’ll actually be slumming it in St Tropez for a week, then Monte Carlo, then I’m heading over to Florence and Bologna in Italy. for a few weeks.” “You know, nothing major.” The colleague attempted to change the subject to Sydney’s rain forecast over the…
Read MoreGroup travel photo shows no hint of the toxic arguments & power struggles that emerge anytime they’re trying to decide where to eat
PICTURE PERFECT: To the untrained eye, it looks like a group of happy friends enjoying lunch on their European adventure. But beneath the surface lies an intense power struggle that’s been building within the group since their Euro adventure began two weeks ago. The photo, posted by one of the group members, portrays a cheerful, peaceful and united front at a restaurant in sun-drenched Barcelona. But DBT understands the image was taken just three minutes after a tense 30-minute argument about where they should eat, and when. “Honestly it was like being on the UN Security Council,” says one insider…
Read MoreCAST AWAY: Bellevue Hill man currently stranded on the Amalfi Coast, as there are no first class return flights available
MAROONED: The fate of an Australian traveller on the picturesque Amalfi Coast is hanging in limbo tonight. Tom Sedgeworth’s 14-day Euro summer trip has turned into a nightmare, because he’s unable to purchase a first class seat home. “I’ve scoured every airline and flight booking website, and all I can find are seats in economy and business class,” he told DBT in an exclusive phone call interview. “It’s an absolute joke.” Instead of braving a non-first class flight, the 31 year old unemployed former private school student has extended his accomodation booking indefinitely. “I’ve only ever travelled first class and I…
Read MoreUnemployed man who still owes his friend $2500, flaunts sun-soaked photos from Mykonos
ON BORROWED TIME: In an audacious move that has angered creditors and friends, local unemployed man Mark Maddison has been flaunting his lavish European vacation on social media. “Six months ago he told me he was broke and surviving on Maggi Noodles,” his friend Heath Arnold told DBT. “I lent him $2500 to cover his rent, but I haven’t heard from him since.” DBT managed to contact Mark Maddison on a WhatsApp call, as he sat on the edge of his hotel’s horizon pool. “Everyone needs a break, especially when life’s been as tough as it has for me,” he…
Read MoreBondi woman in Ibiza complaining about how many Bondi people are there right now
EURO TRASH: A Sydney woman says her holiday to the Spanish party Island Ibiza is being overrun by ‘absolute blow-ins’ from Bondi. “I’m so sick of all these muppets,” says Marcia La Rosa. “They think they’re cool coming to Ibiza, but they are literally just sheep all following each other.” Marcia La Rosa says she travelled to Ibiza to ‘unwind,’ and for a short break from Bondi’s pretentious scene. “But now I’m completely surrounded by it,” she says. “I bumped into my yoga instructor, my barista, and my annoying ex-boyfriend, all within two hours of landing.” “It feels like I’m…
Read MoreInstagram unveils ‘mute’ option, for users who don’t want to see their friend’s Euro summer travel photos & videos
FOMO: Social media giant Instagram is taking trailblazing steps to help spare users from seeing endless European travel content. “The European summer is a difficult time for many Instagram users who are stuck at work during the Australian winter,” says an Instagram spokesperson. “So we’re giving users the option of muting any Euro summer photos.” “It’s one of several initiatives Instagram is using to support our users’ mental health.” Users looking to use the new mute option can visit: settings > Euro summer > mute. “Our cutting edge image and text detection software can easily identify Euro summer travel photos,…
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