“I only went to Turkey to see Cappadocia,” claims Sydney man with fresh veneers and a newly harvested-looking scalp

EURO SUMMER: A Zetland man has returned from a “strictly cultural” holiday to Turkey insisting his trip had nothing to do with the country’s booming cosmetic-surgery industry.

“Cappadocia was unbelievable,” Brad Kelly-Keogh told DBT, gently dabbing at the thousands of tiny dots scattered across his freshly harvested-looking scalp.

“People hear Turkey and immediately make assumptions. I’m interested in history, landscapes, cave hotels, hot-air balloons.”

The 34 year old real estate agent touched down at Sydney Airport on Tuesday looking, by multiple witness accounts, like a different person, which he attributes entirely to the restorative power of Anatolian history.

“People keep saying I look different and I think that’s just what travel does to you,” he said, smiling carefully. “You come back with a new perspective.”

“My scalp is just a bit sunburnt and teeth have always been this white, I just stopped drinking coffee while on my trip.”