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“The economy will be completely cashless in 5 years,” claims man who withdraws $350 from the ATM every Friday & Saturday night
WITHDRAWALS: A local crypto enthusiast is echoing predictions that Australia's economy will be cashless by 2027. "Around 92% of all money worldwide is just digital. It's all just code bro,” Richard Thorpe told DBT. "Who even uses cash these days?...
Allegra Spender calls for drivers to be exempt from all traffic & parking laws, as long as they have their hazard lights on and drive a BMW
ELECTION SWEETENER: The election is yet to be called, but Allegra Spender is proposing a bold new policy aimed at shoring up votes in her electorate of Wentworth. The Teal independent is pushing for a groundbreaking new policy, allowing drivers...
Bondi woman calls police after another person turned up to Icebergs in the exact same Camilla kaftan
KAFTAN CATASTROPHE: Bondi Icebergs was gripped in scandal today as two strangers appeared for lunch today wearing an identical Camilla kaftan. "There's literally thousands of Camilla kaftan designs and you had to wear the same one as me!" shouted Bondi...
Ascham School announce new helicopter shuttle service so students & parents can avoid the traffic on New South Head Rd
HIGH SOCIETY: The daily commute to and from Ascham School is about to get much quicker and easier. Students at the exclusive private girls school at Edgecliff will soon have the option of using a new helicopter service. "From next...
“I support the social media ban for children, as my son is heavily addicted to TikTok,” says dad with raging $2k per week coke habit
WHAT'S YOUR POISON? A Bondi man who visits the bathroom several times per day without using the toilet is losing patience with his son's social media usage. Peter Durak says his 12 year old son Adam is spending way too...
State government announces new metro line running directly between Rosehill Racecourse and Crown Casino
TWO STOP SHOP: Transport NSW has today announced the latest extension of Sydney's growing Metro network. The state government has unveiled plans to construct a new 2.1 billion dollar metro line between Rosehill Racecourse and Crown Casino. "It's about urban...
Eastern suburbs residents remain blissfully unaware of Sydney’s expanded metro system, as none use public transport
ZERO CARE FACTOR: Thousands poured into the city at 4.30am today to witness the opening of the extended Sydney Metro. But residents in Sydney's east remain apathetic about the $21 billion project, even though it's only a few kilometres from...
Petter Dutton urges son to switch to cheaper, cleaner and more consistent forms of energy
RACK OFF DAD: Peter Dutton is urging his son to embrace "cheaper, cleaner and more consistent forms of energy," following a recent photograph of the son with a clear zip lock bag containing a small amount of a white substance....
Local real estate agent records double-digit sales growth after getting a new AI-generated headshot
TRICKS OF THE TRADE: Double Bay real estate agent Simon Schlick says his new AI-generated headshot has been "an absolute game-changer." "As soon as I updated my business cards, billboards and online profiles with the new photo, my phone has...
Iconic Coca-Cola sign at Kings Cross replaced by a billboard for new Hydrogen Water drink
HARD LAUNCH: In a move shaking up one of Sydney’s most iconic landmarks, the famous Coca-Cola sign at Kings Cross has been replaced by a billboard promoting a brand new health drink: Hydrogen Water. The decision, spearheaded by City of...
