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State government announces new metro line running directly between Rosehill Racecourse and Crown Casino
TWO STOP SHOP: Transport NSW has today announced the latest extension of Sydney's growing Metro network. The state government has unveiled plans to construct a new 2.1 billion dollar metro line between Rosehill Racecourse and Crown Casino. "It's about urban...
Eastern suburbs residents remain blissfully unaware of Sydney’s expanded metro system, as none use public transport
ZERO CARE FACTOR: Thousands poured into the city at 4.30am today to witness the opening of the extended Sydney Metro. But residents in Sydney's east remain apathetic about the $21 billion project, even though it's only a few kilometres from...
Petter Dutton urges son to switch to cheaper, cleaner and more consistent forms of energy
RACK OFF DAD: Peter Dutton is urging his son to embrace "cheaper, cleaner and more consistent forms of energy," following a recent photograph of the son with a clear zip lock bag containing a small amount of a white substance....
Local real estate agent records double-digit sales growth after getting a new AI-generated headshot
TRICKS OF THE TRADE: Double Bay real estate agent Simon Schlick says his new AI-generated headshot has been "an absolute game-changer." "As soon as I updated my business cards, billboards and online profiles with the new photo, my phone has...
Iconic Coca-Cola sign at Kings Cross replaced by a billboard for new Hydrogen Water drink
HARD LAUNCH: In a move shaking up one of Sydney’s most iconic landmarks, the famous Coca-Cola sign at Kings Cross has been replaced by a billboard promoting a brand new health drink: Hydrogen Water. The decision, spearheaded by City of...
A BRIDGE TOO FAR: Eastern suburbs man driving to the CBD chooses one wrong lane and ends up in North Sydney
WRONG WAY, GO BACK: A Bondi man has paid a heavy price for a navigation fail this afternoon. Dave Crane was heading for a doctor's appointment in the city, but he tragically ended up in North Sydney. "I was just...
Man who won $100m in record-breaking Powerball celebrates by spending it all on a two-bedroom semi in Marrickville
HIGH ROLLER: A joint winner of last night's $200 million Powerball record jackpot is celebrating after finally navigating his way out of Australia's housing crisis. Jonas Horvath has just spent nearly all of his $100 million newfound fortune on a...
WHITE XMAS: Thousands of family lunches cancelled today, as everyone is out searching for washed up cocaine
LET IT SNOW: Beaches along parts of the NSW coastline are packed with treasure hunters today. It comes after police announced yesterday that 7 packages suspected to contain large amounts of cocaine have washed up on beaches from Newcastle to...
“The economy will be completely cashless in 5 years,” says man who withdraws $350 every Friday & Saturday night
WITHDRAWALS: A local Crypto enthusiast is echoing predictions that Australia's economy will be cashless by 2025. "Around 92% of all money worldwide is just digital. It's all just code bro,” Richard Thorpe told DBT. "Who even uses cash these days?...
Bikie Boss Forced To Resign Over Undisclosed Relationship With A Politician
END OF THE ROAD: A prominent bikie boss is being accused of dropping his moral standards after it was revealed he 'secretly dated' Greens deputy leader Lidia Thorpe. Dean Martin's 25 year association with the Rebels outlaw motorcycle gang has...
