Barnaby Joyce Announced As Contestant On Next Season Of ‘The Farmer Wants A Wife’

The Nine Network has announced that former National Party leader and Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce will appear on next year’s season of The Farmer Wants A Wife. “We’re excited to have such a high profile cast member on the show,” says Nine executive Paul Pedley. “He’s a colourful character and the ladies will no doubt love him.” Barnaby Joyce separated from his wife in 2017, and has since had two children with his former communications staffer Vikki Campion. “Vikki is a great mistress and mother, but I’m looking for something a little bit more stable in terms of marriage,”…

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Man Doing ‘Push-Up Challenge’ To Show Off Triceps Instead Of Supporting Mental Health

A Melbourne man has admitted to taking part in a fundraising event purely to show off his arm muscles. The Push-Up Challenge asks Australians to push ups to raise money for mental health. “I didn’t even know it was a fundraiser until you just told me,” Phil Blackly admitted to our reporter. “I was just doing it as an excuse to show off about how ripped my triceps are.” The 31 year old fitness enthusiast has posted a photo to Instagram and Facebook of him taking part in the challenge every day for the last 10 days. “I wait till…

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#BREAKING: NSW Government Announces Strict 10.30pm Curfew For New Year’s Eve

The New Years Eve plans of millions of Sydney residents have been thrown into disarray this afternoon. The state government has just announced a landmark New Year’s Eve curfew covering the Sydney metropolitan area. “Anyone found roaming the streets after 10.30pm will be drug and alcohol tested and fined $370,” says NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian. “A heavy police presence will be enforcing the curfew.” While the state government has recently announced the relaxation of Sydney’s lock out laws, the Premier says a curfew is required to stamp out alcohol fuelled violence on the biggest night of the year. “The best…

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Disgruntled Boyfriend Forced To Wait In Long Lines At Vivid

“This is bullshit,” he said. “Colourful lights just don’t do it for me.”   A disgruntled Sydney man has lashed out at his girlfriend at Vivid Sydney last night. Thirty-one year old Tom Phipps was forced by his girlfriend Elysse to wait up to 30 minutes to see various light displays. “Why is this happening?” he said. “It’s cold. I have no interest in this rubbish.” He was among thousands of people who descend on Circular Quay and surrounds each night for the 23 day festival. Phipps told Double Bay Today he tried every tactic to get out of going…

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