Posts Tagged ‘Mardi Gras’
Man who still hasn’t slept or eaten in 24 hours, announces full recovery from Mardi Gras after having a multivitamin
SLIM DUSTY: A local man has staged a dramatic recovery from 24 hour hours non-stop partying. Sean Bates’ Mardi Gras celebrations kicked off yesterday afternoon and ended 30 minutes ago after returning home from the Beresford after party. “I had a multivitamin the second I got home and I can already feel it kicking in.” Sean Bates has a Swisse Ultivite Men’s multivitamin, which is packed with vitamin D, magnesium and zinc. “Wow, these pills really pack a punch,” he says. “Maybe I should’ve just started with a half?” Either way, the 31 year old says he’s now ready for…
Read MoreSydney fast food outlets busy again, as Mardi Gras diets come to an end
NICE BUNS: Sydney’s Mardi Gras community is slowly getting its appetite back, with fast food outlets McDonalds, KFC and Aporto’s all recording strong sales growth today. After months of exercise and shredding, Mardi Gras diets are now finally coming to an end after last night’s parade and party. “This is the first time I’ve eaten since 3pm yesterday,” says one man having a double bacon cheeseburger meal at Kings Cross McDonalds. “I tried eating a salad and some fruit earlier, but it wasn’t really hitting the spot.” However, for others still at recovery parties, food remains a low priority. “I’m…
Read MoreMan Who’s Lived In Sydney His Entire Life Goes To SCG For Very First Time
A man who has lived about 400m from the SCG for the last 12 years has entered the hallowed stadium for the very first time last night. “I grew up in Sydney, but I’m not into sports so I’ve never been here before,” says James Whitby, as he watched the Mardi Gras parade from the Noble stand. “The atmosphere in here is electric.” Even though he’s never seen Australia play cricket at the SCG, he was fortunate enough to see some parade participants steaming in from the Paddington end last night. “It’s actually really nice in here,” he told DBT.…
Read MoreDarlinghurst Man Claims He’s Recovered From Mardi Gras After Eating Bowl Of Salad
A weary, brain dead Sydney man says he’s now fully recovered from a night of debauchery after deciding to eat salad for lunch today. “It’s really important to load your body with super foods,” says Bryce Fielding. “Also state of mind is crucial. Always remember to stay optimistic, even if your feeling down.” The Darlinghurst ad account executive had no trouble staying optimistic last night, after attending the Mardi Gras at the SCG, followed by an after party which only finished at 2pm. “I got home around 3pm and went straight to my local cafe for a salad.” he says.…
Read MoreIsrael Folau Spotted At Mardi Gras Recovery Party, After Dancing Through The Morning
Controversial footballer Israel Folau has partied through the night and morning, celebrating the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras. The scantily clad 32 year old was photographed dancing at 11.00am at a Mardi Gras recovery party in Surry Hills. “Haha, normally I’d be at for Church right now,” he told a reporter covering the event. “Last night at the SCG was amazing, and this morning is even better!” As reported by DBT yesterday, Folau is trying to win back support from the gay community after his much publicised homophobic Instagram post in 2019. “I really want to resurrect my football…
Read MoreIsrael Folau Makes Shock Mardi Gras Appearance In Bid To Win Back Support From Gay Community
Controversial cross code footballer Israel Folau is tonight attempting to keep his hopes alive of returning to the NRL. Dressed in a bondage inspired fairy wing costume, the 32 year old has made a shock appearance at tonight’s Mardi Gras parade at the SCG. “I was actually one of the first people here,” Folau told DBT. “To be honest I’m having a mad time.” His contract with the ARU was scrapped in 2019, after his homophobic and much publicised Instagram post. Now he’s desperate to resurrect his career in the NRL, but knows he needs to win back support of…
Read MoreFitness First Kings Cross Announces Reopening Of Steam Room Ahead Of Mardi Gras
Fitness First Kings Cross members are expressing relief today after management announced that from Wednesday the gym’s steam room will reopen. It’s understood to be Sydney’s first steam room to become operational as covid restrictions ease, and it comes just in time for this weekend’s Mardi Gras celebrations. “Steam room fat shedding is such a crucial part of my Mardi Gras preparations,” gym member Tyler Newbold told DBT. “Typically I go into steam room shred mode in January, but this year I’ve been forced to wait till March. Now we’ve only got a few days before the parade!” Mr Newbold…
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