KEEPING UP APPEARANCES: A married woman has attempted to impress her Instagram followers with a photo of herself and her husband Max out for dinner last night.
“Date night!” Jane Stone captioned the photo of the pair at a local restaurant.
“Max and I have already been married for four years,” she told DBT. “But we still have so much excitement in our relationship!”
However witnesses at the restaurant tell a very different story.
One man who was sitting at a table nearby says the couple didn’t smile once all night, except for the photo.
“Actually I didn’t see them speak to each other the whole time,” says the witness. “They just sat there looking their phones all night.”