#BREAKING: Trump’s removalists seen taking his tanning bed back into the White House
November 6, 2024
VICTORY GLOW: The final result U.S election is yet to be called, but with Donald Trump on track for a shock victory, his furniture removalists were spotted with his prize possession.
“We are moving Donald’s personal tanning bed back into the White House,” one of the removalists told DBT.
“He used it a short time ago at his Palm Beach resort, and he’s insistent we re-install it back into the White House asap.”
“After that we have to move in Donald’s personal supply of Le Tan bronzer. It’s heavy work.”
DBT is yet to confirm if Trump is going to have a diet coke tap installed on his fridge.
More to come.