Posts Tagged ‘Weather’
Catching the ferry during a storm now the only vaguely fun thing left to do in Sydney: Report
NANNY STATE: As New South Wales continues to weather relentless storms, Sydney-siders are discovering the city’s last remaining vaguely fun activity. Ferry operators are reporting an unexpected surge in passengers eager to brave the elements. “We just smoked a spliff and got on the Manly Ferry,” one man told DBT. “Honestly it was the best thing that has happened to me since my partying days.” Social media users are seizing the opportunity to document their stormy ferry trips, turning sea-splashed selfies into viral sensations. The NSW Premier is concerned. “We implemented lockout laws to ensure public safety and reduce alcohol…
Read MoreTransport NSW announce new ferry service from Rose Bay to Double Bay, along New South Head Rd
FLOOD RELIEF: Sydney Ferries has today announced a new service to run along New South Head Rd. Transport NSW says there will be six ferries per day starting at The Rose Bay Hotel, and running to The Golden Sheaf Hotel. “With many road services closed or delayed due to flooding, we’re stepping up our ferry services,” says Transport Minister David Elliot. “The new Rose Bay to Double Bay ferry service will take about 10 minutes, depending on weather conditions and traffic.” And, as rain continues, Transport NSW isn’t ruling out opening more ferry services. “The NSW government remains committed to…
Read MoreSydney offices record spike in weather related banter, as it was both ‘sweltering yesterday’ and ‘so stormy,’ today
QUALITY BANTER: Fast changing weather conditions have triggered a wave of generic weather related conversations across Sydney workplaces. Office banter surged this afternoon amid warnings of a thunderstorm and heavy rain. But yesterday, a heatwave sparked warnings of blackouts. “Wow, there are so many things to talk about at the moment,” said one worker this afternoon. “It’s really exciting!” replied another. “What a time to be alive.” But productivity experts are urging people to avoid weather related conversations. “They are unnecessary and boring,” says expert Lyle French. “Everyone knows what the weather is, all you need to do is look…
Read MoreWoolworths introduces $20 entry fee for Sydney stores, as crowds flock to air-conditioned stores
AIR CON: Woolworths shoppers in Sydney are set to pay even more for their groceries today. The supermarket giant has introduced an unprecedented $20 entry fee, as temperatures soar. “We’re expecting much bigger crowds than normal today as shoppers escape the heat in our air conditioned stores,” says a statement from Woolworths. “To prevent the stores from overcrowding, we’re charging a small admission fee.” “At this stage the fee applies for today only, but we’ll see.” Consumers say it amounts to “more price gouging,” amid the ongoing cost of living crisis. “I only came here to buy one bottle of…
Read MoreBondi man skips regular Saturday morning beach promenade run, as grim weather means few people are there to watch him
NO SHOW: Heavy winds and cloudy skies have thrown a dark shadow over the workout plans of one Bondi man. Every Saturday morning Harry Darcy runs four laps of the Bondi Beach promenade without his shirt on. Normally, the area is packed with onlookers who provide him with the crucial motivation he needs to showcase his athletic prowess. But today’s grim weather has left the beach virtually empty. “What’s the point of going for a run if no one’s there to watch you?” he asked our reporter. “It’s like performing in an empty stadium.” DBT understands Harry Darcy quickly left…
Read MoreWestfield Bondi Junction now charging $20 entry fee, as shoppers queue for the air conditioning
AIR CON: Shoppers going to Westfield at Bondi Junction to escape today’s scorching heat are in for a surprise. “In a bid to keep the centre from overcrowding, we’ve introduced a $20 entry fee,” says a statement from Westfield Bondi Junction. “At this stage the fee applies for today only, but we’ll see.” It comes as thousands of shoppers head indoors to escape the 40 degree temperature outside, the hottest day in years. The unprecedented entry fee is getting a mixed reaction from shoppers. “It’s a small price to pay to shop in comfort,” says one local shopaholic. Others say…
Read MoreSydney corporate drone happy unexpected cold snap provides half decent excuse to wear his puffer vest
VESTED INTEREST: Today’s frosty weather in Sydney is a welcome relief for one local finance worker. “I haven’t worn my puffer jacket in a few months because of the heat,” Hamish Robards told DBT while on his 13 minute lunch break. “But when I woke up this morning and checked my weather app I was absolutely stoked!” The 31 year old foreign exchange trader says he was torn this morning about whether to wear his North Face vest or his Katmandu one. “I went for the North Face one today, but it looks like it might be cold again tomorrow. How…
Read MoreMan uses marginally warmer weather as perfect excuse to parade topless around Bondi outdoor gym
SUN’S OUT, GUNS OUT: The winter sun shone brightly on Sydney for a few hours today and one man didn’t let it go to waste. Tom Harrow seized on the opportunity, using Bondi outdoor gym as his own personal runway, wearing nothing but lycra compression shorts. “I woke up at about 10.30am and I was at the gym 15 minutes later,” he told DBT. “You gotta give the people what they want, haha.” But the 31 year old fitness enthusiast was met with mixed reactions, and even a few hecklers. “Put your clothes back on you muppet,” shouted one man. “Calm…
Read MoreSydney Man Calls The SES After Forgetting To Take His Umbrella On A Walk In Hyde Park
DISASTER RELIEF: A Darlinghurst man is calling for urgent help from the State Emergency Service (SES) as rain continues to batter the state. Tom Hooper went for a walk through Hyde Park in Sydney’s CBD this afternoon, but was caught completely unprepared without an umbrella. “Quick, someone bring me a brolly and a rain jacket quickly,” he told the SES. “Either that, or send a helicopter immediately to winch me to safety.” The SES call centre operator urged Mr Hooper to try to remain calm. However she was also quick to remind him that almost all the state’s SES volunteers…
Read MoreInfluencer To Donate $100 To Flood Victims, For Every 1k New Instagram Followers She Receives
HERE TO HELP: A Sydney influencer is attempting to raise money for Queensland flood victims in exchange for new Instagram followers. Amber Forster says she was struck by the intensity of the floods crisis while watching a TV news update that came on during MAFS. “I want to do what I can to help,” the 25 year old wellness influencer told DBT from the comfort of her dry living room in Sydney’s east. “We all need to do our part.” This evening Ms Forster posted a photo of herself, with a long caption explaining the terms and conditions of her…
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