Posts Tagged ‘Valentine’s Day’
“I don’t need a special day to show my love for you,” says man who makes zero effort ever
DATE NIGHT: A local man has once again reaffirmed his lacklustre approach toward romance, and his strong opposition to Valentine’s Day. “It’s all just marketing rubbish,” Max Weiner tells his wife every year. “I would never show love for you just because the calendar says it’s a certain date.” However his wife has told DBT he never shows love at any other times either. “In our early years of dating he used to take me to McDonalds on my birthday, but now even that’s dropped off,” she says. The couple are once again staying home tonight to watch Severance and…
Read More“OMG that’s literally the nicest thing you’ve ever written to me,” says woman after reading husband’s Valentine’s Day card, generated by Chat GPT
LOVE LANGUAGE: A local man says his marriage has been strengthened by a Valentine’s Day card, written by artificial intelligence. “I used ChatGPT to write the card because I was really in need of some fresh content,” says Lyle Tanner. “We’ve been married for six years so all this lovey dovey stuff has been said so many times before.” The 35 year old asked the AI chat bot to write a 250 word message, but he told his wife he wrote it himself. And the results were spectacular. “OMG, this is literally the nicest thing you’ve ever written to me,” said…
Read MoreLocal woman uses #DateNight caption on photo with husband to make marriage seem fun
KEEPING UP APPEARANCES: A Sydney woman has attempted to impress her Instagram followers with a photo of herself and her husband Max out for dinner last night. “#DateNight!” Jane Stone captioned the photo of the pair at a local restaurant. “Max and I have already been married for seven years,” she told DBT. “But we still have so much excitement in our relationship!” However witnesses at the restaurant tell a very different story. One man who was sitting at a table nearby says the couple didn’t smile once all night, except for the photo. “Actually I didn’t see them speak…
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