Posts Tagged ‘Aus Day’
“The Australia Day date must never change!” declares white man who is still traumatised by the Coon Cheese rebrand
SET IN HIS WAYS: As Australian Day approaches, one Brisbane man is doing everything he can to ensure his voice is heard, as he does every year around this time. “The date must always remain January 26,” says Steve Waters. “It’s our basic civil right to celebrate Australia Day on the day of British invasion.” Australia is considered the only country that celebrates its national day on the date that marks the beginning of its colonisation. And while many Australians support changing the date, Max Riley says it goes one step too far. “We’ve already had to endure the re-brand…
Read More#BREAKING: Man left red faced at Australia Day BBQ after yelling: ‘Aussie, Aussie Aussie…’ but nobody replied: ‘Oi Oi Oi’
AUSSIE BATTLER: Lunch hasn’t even been served, but a Sydney man is already letting loose at an Australia Day BBQ today. After struggling to manage any lasting conversation with other guests, Chris Smithers decided to randomly yell out ‘Aussie Aussie Aussie…’ “I love screaming that at the top of my lungs, ey,” he told DBT. “It’s an easy way to attract attention to myself while at the same time seeming like an Aussie legend.” However his patriotic efforts fell flat, with nobody yelling back ‘oi oi oi,’ or even acknowledging his effort. “It was pretty embarrassing for everyone to be…
Read MoreNew calls to change the Australia Day date to when Scott Morrison reportedly shat himself at Engadine Maccas
SHIT IDEA: In the absence of any obvious date to change Australia Day to, a group of activists say it should be the day Scott Morrison allegedly shat himself at Engadine McDonald’s. Whether it’s true or not, the rumour is that on the 20th of September 1997, the former PM soiled his pants after the Cronulla Sharks lost the NRL grand final. “What a perfect day for Australia Day,” said one activist. “And it would be a perfect excuse to go to Maccas!” Engadine McDonald’s says it supports the proposed new date. “We’d be flattered to be a part of…
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