Local father excited to find out what he got his daughter for Christmas: Report

MYSTERY SHOPPER: A Sydney father who once again had zero involvement with the selection and purchase of his child’s Christmas gift, is this morning waiting with baited breath to find what out they got.

“I pretend to know what the gift is,” he admitted to DBT.

“It adds that little bit of extra excitement to the gift giving process.”

He says that extra adrenalin is crucial in helping him survive Christmas Day.

“I need all the help I can get,” he says.

“After another difficult year, I have absolutely no energy for this bullshit.”

At press time Steve Jansen’s daughter had just unwrapped her Christmas present.

“I love it, thanks dad,” she said.

“No worries darling,” he replied.  “I knew you’d like it.”