In Focus
Burnt out executive calls in sick so he can stay home and catch up on work
UNDER THE PUMP: The end of the week is fast approaching, but local man Paul Barbosa still has so much work to do. "The only way I get anything done these days is when I'm working remotely from home," he...
Instagram unveils ‘mute’ option, for users who don’t want to see their friend’s Euro summer travel photos & videos
FOMO: Social media giant Instagram is taking trailblazing steps to help spare users from seeing endless European travel content. "The European summer is a difficult time for many Instagram users who are stuck at work during the Australian winter," says...
Bondi woman looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6’5″ blue eyes, forced to settle for a man in finance, trust fund, 5’6″ brown eyes
CAN'T WIN EM ALL: In a heartbreaking turn of events that has shaken the Bondi social scene, local woman Chloe Harper has been forced to settle for a boyfriend who has fallen short of her stringent criteria. "I was looking for...
Local introvert keen for long weekend to finish so he doesn’t have to keep making up elaborate excuses to avoid social activity
LOCKDOWN: A Sydney introvert is counting down the hours until the end of the long weekend, eager to escape the exhausting task of fabricating fake excuses to avoid friends and family. "I wanted to spend the weekend at home by...
Bondi woman in hot water after telling friends she has a booking at Totti’s, when it was actually for Totti’s Rozelle
MISINFORMATION: In a scandal that's rocking Bondi's tight-knit social scene, local woman Kate Stamer is being accused of misleading and deceptive conduct. The charge? Telling six of her friends she managed to snag a coveted table at Totti's, when the...
Man Completes Transition Into His 40’s By Falling Asleep On The Couch & Waking Up With Tennis Elbow
CAUGHT NAPPING: An impromptu sleep at home on the couch has ended in serious injury for one Sydney man. Yesterday afternoon Gary Dragoon was rushed to hospital, after falling asleep in a strange position and waking up unable to move...
Macquarie Dictionary Names “I’m So Tired..” As The Most Popular Phrase For Australians Aged 30+
"Many people also say it when they have nothing else to talk about," say language experts. GOOD CHAT: It's the modern day catch cry. Burdened by too much work, social activity, family commitments and sleeping problems '"I'm so tired," is...
“I’m Scared To Try On My Jeans Again,” A Local Woman Reveals Her Biggest Post Lockdown Anxiety
As NSW residents prepare for a significant easing of lockdown restrictions next month, one Sydney woman is bracing herself for the very real prospect of wearing jeans again. "I've worn nothing but pyjamas and activewear for the last two months,"...
Zac Efron Completes Transformation Into Average Looking, Generic Byron Bay Skater Dude
Zac Efron has today been officially welcomed into Byron Bay's fast growing skateboard scene. After just 3 months down under, the Hollywood megastar has completed his transformation into a generic Aussie skater dude with the prized purchase of a black...
Protected: Grave Concerns Over Double Bay Man’s Decision To Return To Live In The UK
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