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#BREAKING: Fitness First Kings Cross steps in to host Mardi Gras party in its steam room
SWEAT IT OUT: After the shock cancellation of this year's Mardi Gras party, Fitness First Kings Cross has announced it'll host an party in its steam room. "When one door closes another opens," says a Fitness First spokesperson. "Our steam...
ICE agents now detaining random Minnesota residents to make them watch the new Melania documentary
SCREENING PROCESS: Federal immigration authorities have confirmed a new “temporary holding and cultural awareness initiative” that requires randomly selected Minnesota residents to watch the new Melania Trump documentary. "If they have U.S citizenship, they will be released after they sit...
2016 throwback challenge deemed a failure in Sydney’s east, as everyone looks exactly the same now as they did back then
STUCK IN TIME: A viral social media trend has spectacularly backfired in Sydney's east, with the '2016 throwback challenge' proving impossible for residents who appear to have been cryogenically preserved for the past decade. The challenge asks participants to post...
#BREAKING: Woollahra Council announces Camp Cove Beach will now only be available to residents of Watsons Bay and Vaucluse
BEACH BOUNCERS: Woollahra Council has tonight confirmed new access arrangements for the exclusive Camp Cove Beach at Watsons Bay. Council rangers are now monitoring entry points to the beach, only allowing in people who are residents of either Watsons Bay...
Bondi woman in hot water after telling friends she has a booking at Totti’s, when it was actually for Totti’s Rozelle
MISINFORMATION: In a scandal that's rocking Bondi's tight-knit social scene, local woman Kate Stamer is being accused of misleading and deceptive conduct. The charge? Telling six of her friends she managed to snag a coveted table at Totti's, when the...
Sydney man posts low quality, obscured fireworks photo taken from his balcony nine kilometres away in Five Dock
POLE POSITION: Instagram users are expressing gratitude after a man posted a grainy, heavily obscured photograph of last night's fireworks, taken from his balcony in Five Dock, nine kilometres away from Sydney's CBD. The image was uploaded at 6pm tonight,...
#BREAKING: Instagram announce new feature allowing users to mute any content featuring Keli Holiday
EVERYWHERE MAN: He's the musical artist who has recently been strategically inserted into almost every single podcast, event and Instagram story in Australia. There's also been a flurry of memes depicting him as Michael Hutchence from Temu. "That's why we...
Aussie influencer who secretly regrets moving to Bali, now dedicated to convincing others to make the same mistake he did
IN TOO DEEP: An Australian influencer is posting videos of himself spruiking the benefits of living in Bali, while stuck in his Canggu villa with a severe case of Bali belly. "There are huge tax advantages in Bali, property is...
“Bucket hats and Adidas tracksuits are so fashionable right now,” says aging Pom from Coogee preparing for Oasis concert
90's CHIC: A Coogee man has been out shopping today, humming Don’t Look Back in Anger to himself, as he put the finishing touches on his outfit for the Oasis concert in Sydney on Friday night. "I just bought this...
Eastern suburbs man dropping first date home in Mosman, asks if she’d cover the Harbour Bridge toll
TAKING A TOLL: There was awkward first date energy in Sydney this evening when a Double Bay man dropping a first date home to Mosman casually asked if she’d pay for the Harbour Bridge toll. “He kept talking about the...
