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Bondi woman looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6’5″ blue eyes, forced to settle for a man in finance, trust fund, 5’6″ brown eyes

CAN'T WIN EM ALL: In a heartbreaking turn of events that has shaken the Bondi social scene, local woman Chloe Harper has been forced to settle for a boyfriend who has fallen short of her stringent criteria. "I was looking for...
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“Inflight entertainment is so good these days,” says boomer who watched the flight path screen for entire 14 hour trip 

PEAK BOOMER: A local baby boomer has declared modern airline entertainment to be "fantastic" after spending his entire flight from Sydney to L.A captivated by the plane’s flight path, blissfully unaware of the myriad of other entertainment options available. "I...
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Local introvert keen for long weekend to finish so he doesn’t have to keep making up elaborate excuses to avoid social activity

LOCKDOWN: A Sydney introvert is counting down the hours until the end of the long weekend, eager to escape the exhausting task of fabricating fake excuses to avoid friends and family. "I wanted to spend the weekend at home by...
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Bondi woman in hot water after telling friends she has a booking at Totti’s, when it was actually for Totti’s Rozelle

MISINFORMATION: In a scandal that's rocking Bondi's tight-knit social scene, local woman Kate Stamer is being accused of misleading and deceptive conduct. The charge? Telling six of her friends she managed to snag a coveted table at Totti's, when the...
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Burned out executive takes sick day so he can stay home and catch up on work

UNDER THE PUMP: The end of the year is fast approaching, but local man Paul Barbosa still has so much work to do. "The only way I get anything done these days is when I'm working remotely from home," he...
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Instagram unveils ‘mute’ option, for users who don’t want to see their friend’s Euro travel photos & videos

FOMO: Social media giant Instagram is taking trailblazing steps to help spare users from seeing endless European travel content. "The European summer is a difficult time for many Instagram users who are stuck at work during the Australian winter," says...
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Man Completes Transition Into His 40’s By Falling Asleep On The Couch & Waking Up With Tennis Elbow

CAUGHT NAPPING: An impromptu sleep at home on the couch has ended in serious injury for one Sydney man. Yesterday afternoon Gary Dragoon was rushed to hospital, after falling asleep in a strange position and waking up unable to move...
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Macquarie Dictionary Names “I’m So Tired..” As The Most Popular Phrase For Australians Aged 30+

"Many people also say it when they have nothing else to talk about," say language experts. GOOD CHAT: It's the modern day catch cry. Burdened by too much work, social activity, family commitments and sleeping problems '"I'm so tired," is...
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“I’m Scared To Try On My Jeans Again,” A Local Woman Reveals Her Biggest Post Lockdown Anxiety 

As NSW residents prepare for a significant easing of lockdown restrictions next month, one Sydney woman is bracing herself for the very real prospect of wearing jeans again. "I've worn nothing but pyjamas and activewear for the last two months,"...
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Zac Efron Completes Transformation Into Average Looking, Generic Byron Bay Skater Dude

Zac Efron has today been officially welcomed into Byron Bay's fast growing skateboard scene. After just 3 months down under, the Hollywood megastar has completed his transformation into a generic Aussie skater dude with the prized purchase of a black...
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