In Focus
Sydney real estate agent sniffing every five seconds blames it on “all the pollen around at the moment”
SURE MATE: A Potts Point real estate agent is blaming his constant nose rubbing and sniffing on unusually high pollen levels and strong winds. “It's those bloody plane trees," said James Hartley-Smith just before stepping into an open for inspection....
Warmer weather sees eastern suburbs man seamlessly transition from wearing R.M. Williams every day to Birkenstocks every day
SOLE SEARCHING: A Dover heights man has put his R.M. Williams away for another six months, as warmerweather sets in. "I wear my R.M. Williams every single day from March till September and then my Birkenstocks until winter arrives," David...
NSW government expands Woollahra rezoning plan, with 800 new homes now slated for Bondi Beach
SAND AND DELIVER: Only one week after the release of planning documents for 10,000 new homes in Woollahra, the state government has announced a similar plan for Bondi Beach. Under the proposal, six residential towers will be built on the...
SYDNEY COLD SNAP: Darlinghurst man forced to actually wear cotton-knit sweater instead of just draping it over his shoulders
FASHION EMERGENCY: As the mercury dipped below 14 degrees in Sydney today, a Darlinghurst man was forced into unprecedented action while shopping with friends in Paddington. Mark Lyle-Tanner, who is known for wearing sweaters draped over his shoulders, was spotted...
“Work hard, play hard,” unemployed man captions Euro holiday photo after cropping out parents who funded entire trip
SELF-MADE MAN: A Sydney man's Instagram post from his luxurious European holiday has sparked a wave of backlash. "Work hard, play hard," Matt Frederick captioned a photo of himself at a picturesque beach on the Greek Island of Crete. His...
“How good are public holidays!? I really needed a day off,” says local trust fund recipient who hasn’t had a job since 2009
BURNOUT: A Paddington man says today’s public holiday has come at the perfect time, after what he describes as “a pretty full-on few months” of lunches, short breaks and low-level social fatigue. “It’s just nice to finally switch off,” Mark...
“OMG I never see your stuff on Instagram anymore..!?” says old friend who muted your posts and stories back in 2019
MUTE POINT: Local woman Arabella Wentworth-Pike has been left stunned after bumping into an old friend who claimed she’d “completely disappeared” from Instagram. "I haven't seen you in ages!" said the friend. "And I never see you on Instagram either....
“I can’t believe petrol is now more than $2 a litre,” says local man who paid $700 for two bags on Saturday night
DRUG FUELLED: A Sydney man is venting his frustration about record fuel prices as the war in the Middle East continues to threaten oil supplies. While filling up his tank today at Rushcutters Bay, Jasper Doogle-Worsley accused Australian oil companies...
“I’ll be down for whatever,” says eastern suburbs friend who requires; easy parking, perfect weather, to be within 5km of home and three days notice.
DEFINITELY MAYBE: A Bondi woman has once again declared she is “down for anything,” despite her friends saying she's virtually impossible to make an arrangement with. While speaking to a friend on the phone today, Claudia Hensley-Peters made the bold...
Local man’s fragile ego fully restored after his ChatGPT caricature adds a strong jawline, flawless smile and full head of hair
AI SLOP: A Sydney accountant has finally found the validation he's been seeking: an AI-generated image that gives him everything his genetics did not. Derek Pemberton's ChatGPT caricature has portrayed him with a chiseled jawline, bright white teeth and a...
