In Focus
“Work hard, play hard,” unemployed man captions Euro holiday photo and crops out his parents who paid for the entire trip
SELF-MADE MAN: A Sydney man's Instagram flex has sparked a wave of backlash with an Instagram post from his luxurious European holiday. "Work hard, play hard," Matt Frederick captioned a photo of himself at a picturesque beach on the Greek...
Man braving the bitter cold under layers of heavy clothing still very focused on rolling up his chinos to fully expose his ankles
FASHION FIRST: Today's winter temperatures couldn't stop one local man from having his ankles fully exposed while walking around the city. 28 year old Max Illich was seen wearing a beanie, a chunky turtleneck sweater and a heavy jacket, but...
“Inflight entertainment is so good these days,” says boomer who watched the flight path screen for entire 14 hour trip
RAW DOGGING: A local boomer has declared modern airline entertainment to be "fantastic" after spending his entire flight from Sydney to L.A captivated by the plane’s flight path, blissfully unaware of the myriad of other entertainment options available. "I can't...
New data confirms walking around Westfield Bondi Junction in activewear counts as exercise
ACTIVE WHERE? A groundbreaking new report has confirmed what many eastern suburbs residents have long suspected: strolling around Westfield Bondi Junction in head-to-toe Lululemon does, in fact, count as a workout. “It’s low impact, high visibility,” says local GP Dr....
“I know, let’s go to Vivid tonight, it’s such good weather!” Local genius comes up with exactly the same plan as everyone else in Sydney
BRIGHT IDEA: As the sun shone on Sydney today one local man came with the revolutionary idea of going to Vivid tonight. "Let's do it," Jasper Davids told his friend on the phone late this afternoon. "It's such nice weather,...
Famous Benji Marshall sidestep not good enough to avoid volunteers handing out how to vote cards
WALL OF DEFENCE: Rugby league great Benji Marshall has failed to avoid volunteers at Potts Point polling station today, despite him having arguably the best side step in NRL history. "The people trying to hand out how to vote cards...
Onset of cooler weather marks local man’s seamless transition from wearing Birkenstocks every day, to R.M. Williams every day
FOND FAREWELL: A Double Bay man has put his Birkenstocks away for another six months, as cooler Autumn weather sets in. "I wear my Birkenstocks every single day from October through March, and my R.M. Williams from April until spring arrives,"...
“I’d never date a man who lives with his mum,” says local woman who happily dates several men who live with their wives
HOME WRECKER: A Sydney woman has shed light on her peculiar stance on dating, declaring she would “never, ever” date a man who still lives with his mother. However DBT can reveal Gina Modran is currently maintaining romantic connections with...
News Corp reporter sets ambitious new year’s resolution to finally stop writing about Raygun
αRAGE BAIT: A reporter for the national News Corp title News.com.au has set himself a bold news year's resolution. In 2025, Harry Hackman hopes to report some actual news, a huge departure from his endless stories about the controversial breakdancer...
“Always wash your fruit properly before eating it!” says woman who spent a decade doing rack cut with laundry detergent & pool chlorine
CLEAN EATING: A self-proclaimed holistic health enthusiast has taken to Instagram to remind her 438 followers about the importance of properly washing fruit before consumption. “Guys, you must wash your fruit to avoid ingesting harmful chemicals,” Crystal McKenzie said in...
