#BREAKING: Visiting King Charles and Queen Camilla fail to get a table at Totti’s Bondi

NOT FIT FOR A KING: King Charles and Queen Camilla were unceremoniously turned away today from Totti’s Bondi, a popular Italian eatery on Bondi Road.

“Sorry your Majesty, we are booked out till April 14 next year,” the door girl said.

“It’s really difficult to get a table here, even for non-celebrities.”

The Royals were visibly disturbed about the rejection.

“Fuck this place,” Queen Camilla was overheard saying to her husband.

“Let’s just go to the Corner House or something.”

Royal commentators say the Totti’s snub will feature on news outlets all around the world, and will reflect badly on Australia.

Totti’s Bondi released a statement a short time ago:

“Apologies to the King and Queen, we are big fans, but unfortunately we need to maintain the integrity of our table booking system.”