KEEPING UP APPEARANCES: A married woman has attempted to impress her Instagram followers with a photo of herself and her husband Max out for dinner tonight.
“#DateNight!” Jane Stone captioned the photo of the pair at a local restaurant.
“Max and I have already been married for four years,” she told DBT. “But we still have so much excitement in our relationship!”
However witnesses at the restaurant tell a very different story.
One man who was sitting at a table nearby says the couple didn’t smile once all night, except for the photo.
“Actually I didn’t see them speak to each other the whole time,” says the witness. “They just sat there looking at their phones all night.”
It remains unclear why they didn’t just have dinner at home.
Jane Stone’s husband Max was unavailable for comment.
