Sydney man announces he’s no longer accepting any new friends, unless they own a boat
October 5, 2024
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS: After living in Sydney’s eastern suburbs for his entire life, Steve Christo has cemented a strong friend group.
The 32 year old has previously said he’s not open to any new friendships, but today he’s admitted to making one bold exception.
“If they own a half decent boat, they’re a good chance,” he told DBT exclusively.
“I don’t need any more brunch buddies. I need someone who can take me to Shark Island for an afternoon swim.”
“Ultimately I’d like to end up on a boat on NYE for the fireworks. We’ll see..”
As summer fast approaches, Steve Christo’s old friends say they barely see him anymore.
“He’s gone completely AWOL,” says one of them.
“He only hangs out with boat owners now, and most of them are absolute nerds.”
