RELIEF: Fresh barrage of reality TV prevents local woman from thinking about her own meaningless life

IDIOT BOX: A local woman has once again taken the bait set by the major commercial television networks.

With TV ratings season back in full swing, Sydney’s Jamie Pulver has gone into hiding under a soothing blanket of countless hours of reality TV.

“Thankfully with MAFS, Australian Idol and Survivor all starting again, I can continue using this mindless content to distract myself from my own meaningless life,” she admits.

“The timing is perfect, as I’ve just finished watching the Bachelors.”

The 24 year old says she’ll be spending the next three months, focusing entirely on the lives of people she doesn’t know.

“When I’m not watching these shows, I’ll be obsessively talking about them with friends and watching re-caps on social media,” Ms Pulver told DBT.

“It’s so much easier than thinking about why my own love life and career has completely stalled over the last three years.”

“I’ve promised myself I’ll try to start sorting that stuff out soon.”