Local man’s fragile ego fully restored after his ChatGPT caricature adds a strong jawline, flawless smile and full head of hair

AI SLOP: A Sydney accountant has finally found the validation he’s been seeking: an AI-generated image that gives him everything his genetics did not.

Derek Pemberton’s ChatGPT caricature has portrayed him with a chiseled jawline, bright white teeth and a full head of lustrous hair.

“You can’t argue with AI,” he proudly told DBT. “It’s so accurate.”

At press time, Pemberton was considering making the caricature his LinkedIn profile picture, insisting it was “basically the same person, just more aligned with my personal brand.”