“I support the social media ban for children, as my son is heavily addicted to TikTok,” says dad with raging $2k per week coke habit

WHAT’S YOUR POISON? A Bondi man who visits the bathroom several times per day without using the toilet is losing patience with his son’s social media usage.

Peter Durak says his 12 year old son Adam is spending way too much time on his devices.

“I wonder what it’s doing to his young brain,” says Peter.

“It’s definitely affecting his sleep patterns. He’s got no sense of restraint.”

The young father who spends upwards of $2000 a week on illicit drugs says he supports the PM’s proposal to ban children under the age of 14 from using social media.

“I think it’ll be a step in the right direction for my son, but he won’t find the ban easy. He’ll get withdrawals for sure.”

Peter Durak says he’s also becoming increasingly concerned by his son’s attempts to lie about how much he uses TikTok.

“Half the time he’s on it and my wife and I have no idea.”