#BREAKING: Dan Andrews steps down, after getting new job as spokesman for North Face puffer jackets

NEW ADVENTURE: Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has fronted the media in a snap press conference to announce the next “exciting phase” of his career.

“A short time ago I accepted a job offer as the official spokesman for North Face puffer jackets in Australia and New Zealand,” he told reporters.

“As you all know, I wear these jackets pretty much all the time anyway, so it’s not going to be much of a change. haha.”

Critics are calling foul play.

“Dan Andrews has been trying to get this job for years,” says Victorian opposition leader John Pesutto.

“He’s been wearing these jackets since the start of the pandemic. In fact I wouldn’t be surprised if he was taking payment from North Face back then.”